Purple Enthusiast Pillows

It was a one-eyed, one-horned, flying, purple people person.

The Art Student.

Butterfly Woman

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

Transylvanian backpackers.

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

'... And this is my cellar.'

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

A vampire in a canoe.

He looks so natural lying there...

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

"Too bright."

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"Someday you'll see my work in the employee break room at the Met."

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

Just call me Picasso!

They were mysteriously drawn together

California Gold...field of poppies with matching border

"He's an abstract artist."

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

Get on with it!

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

Dialogue

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'