Purple Enthusiast Pillows

It was a one-eyed, one-horned, flying, purple people person.

The Art Student.

Butterfly Woman

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

Transylvanian backpackers.

'Hello? Missing Persons?'

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

'... And this is my cellar.'

A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.

Florida - Still Gay as F**k

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

A vampire in a canoe.

He looks so natural lying there...

"Isn't it an amazing co-incidence that this is an orange, and it IS ORANGE?"

'Don't worry, you're safe. I started my diet today.'

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

'Well, now we know why Dracula's been getting all the girls lately.'

"Too bright."

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

"Someday you'll see my work in the employee break room at the Met."

Just call me Picasso!

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

They were mysteriously drawn together

'...And then, I guess our relationship got TOO meaningful.'

California Gold...field of poppies with matching border

I wonder what kind of wizard or vampire my husband will be

'I need a sun cream with a very high protection factor.'

Get on with it!

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

"Who'd have thought old Harry would turn out to be a vampire?"

'Transylvania's most famous Optometrist 'Count Mracula'.'

Creative Baby.