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"No, but I saw Purple Rain."

"This is a clever little shop. It makes you think it would be fun to own a lamp."

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

Hildegard von Bingen

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

"Someday, these will be installed in every home and business that wants to seem artsy."

Purple dress

Tedious Romantic.

'The Prom Dress: One Week Later'

"Hon, do you think it's time you took a break from the light therapy lamp?"

'Benjamin Franklin - the awful truth...'

'It was a rare accident. Lightning struck his bed pan.'

It'll never work - you're LED and I'm plasma.

"Got to go. I just heard a faint 'shazam."

The Fuse

I love my cape

"He thinks it's the weather channel."

'Allow me. After all, I'm planning to be an electrician.'

"Betcha can't hit the same spot twice in a row."

The beer idea.

"I call it angle-poise"

"Well, that's right. It is a disco ball. The regular lamp is in the shop."

"Don't worry Mum, if there's a storm and lightning, I'll stay safely next to Bob: My teacher said that lightning always hits the highest point..."

Flower lamp.

The bulb family leaves for vacation

"I often get the feeling that I'm going to die young."

'Are you sure energy efficient isn't just a nice way of saying you're not too bright?'

"Notice how the artist uses light to draw in the viewer."

Knight Light.

Nuclear energy?

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

Olympic Sabbath Torch.

Illuminating agricultural production

'Sorry, I'm married to that one.'