Puritanical Play Critic Gifts

Searching for a gift for a puritanical play critic? Our collection offers clever, humorous, and elegant products that celebrate their love for theatre while gently poking fun at their critical eye. Whether they’re a strict reviewer or someone with a refined palate for the arts, our items make thoughtful gestures that respect their passion for theatre and criticism.

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The Joy of Procreational Sex

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"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text." mockup

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

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"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?" mockup

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

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Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book. mockup

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

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"It's a play on words."

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Jack-a-box in the theatre.

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"Maybe I don't like stunning debuts." mockup

"Maybe I don't like stunning debuts."

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William Shakespeare

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'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'

'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?' mockup

'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'

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'Hard to follow...'

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Midsummer Night's Dream

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'Is there a psychiatrist in the house - the cast is very depressed over opening night reviews!'

'Is there a psychiatrist in the house - the cast is very depressed over opening night reviews!' mockup

'Is there a psychiatrist in the house - the cast is very depressed over opening night reviews!'

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"How come there's no feel-good performance art?"

"How come there's no feel-good performance art?" mockup

"How come there's no feel-good performance art?"

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'I said, you're supposed to be in the underworld.'

'I said, you're supposed to be in the underworld.' mockup

'I said, you're supposed to be in the underworld.'

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'You say it's a dramedy? We thought it was more of a coma.'

'You say it's a dramedy? We thought it was more of a coma.' mockup

'You say it's a dramedy? We thought it was more of a coma.'

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Ticket - At the Theatre in the Hay Market - The Authors Benefit Pasquin.

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Ticket - At the Theatre in the Hay Market - The Authors Benefit Pasquin.

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Chekov play and scorecard,

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"It was so depressing. When I go to the theatre, I want to be entertained."

"It was so depressing. When I go to the theatre, I want to be entertained." mockup

"It was so depressing. When I go to the theatre, I want to be entertained."

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Off Off Off Off Broadway

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The Modern Godot

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'The theater better put on good shows this fall, because we're having a bumper tomato crop.'

'The theater better put on good shows this fall, because we're having a bumper tomato crop.' mockup

'The theater better put on good shows this fall, because we're having a bumper tomato crop.'

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'He's a parody of a tired genre.' mockup

'He's a parody of a tired genre.'

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"The audience is really classy tonight, they are throwing quail eggs."

"The audience is really classy tonight, they are throwing quail eggs." mockup

"The audience is really classy tonight, they are throwing quail eggs."

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What a lousy season - there hasn't been a good comedy in months.

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What a lousy season - there hasn't been a good comedy in months.

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'I see the critics say I need a new partner.'

'I see the critics say I need a new partner.' mockup

'I see the critics say I need a new partner.'

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Edmund Kean Supporting Drury Lane mockup

Edmund Kean Supporting Drury Lane

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West End Shows closing - box office piled high with boxes.

West End Shows closing - box office piled high with boxes. mockup

West End Shows closing - box office piled high with boxes.

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"I sensed a fine balance between the misery on the stage and the misery in the audience."

"I sensed a fine balance between the misery on the stage and the misery in the audience." mockup

"I sensed a fine balance between the misery on the stage and the misery in the audience."

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"Oh, don't mind us. We boo everybody." mockup

"Oh, don't mind us. We boo everybody."

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Sir Rupert Murgatroyd

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Shakespeare today

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"It's Shakespeare, Mother - please do't keep moaning 'Oh get on with it'!"

"It's Shakespeare, Mother - please do't keep moaning 'Oh get on with it'!" mockup

"It's Shakespeare, Mother - please do't keep moaning 'Oh get on with it'!"

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Puritanical Play Critic Gifts Collection

Puritanical Play Critic Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs that are perfect for a puritanical play critic—witty, humorous, and designed to make every critique moment special.

Puritanical Play Critic Pillows

Bring humor and personality to their space with pillows designed for the puritanical play critic—thoughtful, funny, and stylish.

Puritanical Play Critic Prints

Decorate their theatre space with prints that cleverly reflect the critic’s sharp wit and love for the arts—perfect for a discerning eye.

Puritanical Play Critic T-Shirts

Looking for a t-shirt for a theatre critic with a sharp eye? Discover designs that combine humor and style, perfect for any discerning theatre lover.