Purim Partygoer Gifts

The Spoils of Purim

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

Sloaney Pony.

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

"I am so attracted to you right now."

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

The devil you know and his plus one

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

Peel poker.

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

Jewish Geometry

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

Masquerade

Redhead

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

Carioca

'One more hangover like this and I'm going to have to claim for sickness during holiday absence.'

'Having algorithm and having rhythm are 2 different things.'

Leo McKern

'David when we said we would like you to be a role model for us. . .'

Cheers

Guy dressed as an ostrich at a fancy dress party. Lump in birds throat like a real bird.

Blue Haired Lady in Ballgown

Christmas sweater alternatives

Healthcare workers come to the N.H.S. Fancy dress party dressed as viruses.

Romans.

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

"I'm floating in pure vodka; feel free to dip your glass in if you'd like."

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

Vampire Bat

"How much longer, roughly, will you be introducing me as a 'disgruntled Republican'?"

"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor."