Purim Partygoer Prints

The Spoils of Purim

Sloaney Pony.

"Don't get strung out by the way I look, don't judge a book by its cover."

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"I am so attracted to you right now."

The devil you know and his plus one

'Hi, my name is Bruce Wayne, but not THE Bruce Wayne!'

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

Jewish Geometry

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

Masquerade

Carioca

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

Redhead

'One more hangover like this and I'm going to have to claim for sickness during holiday absence.'

'Having algorithm and having rhythm are 2 different things.'

Blue Haired Lady in Ballgown

'David when we said we would like you to be a role model for us. . .'

Leo McKern

Christmas sweater alternatives

Cheers

Guy dressed as an ostrich at a fancy dress party. Lump in birds throat like a real bird.

Healthcare workers come to the N.H.S. Fancy dress party dressed as viruses.

Romans.

"I'm terrible with names, but never fail at fingerprint, facial or voice recognition."

"I'm floating in pure vodka; feel free to dip your glass in if you'd like."

"I like them. They hate the same things we do."

"Happy Birthday - I saw this and thought of you."

"...and what do you think will happen if you do attend the party?

"How much longer, roughly, will you be introducing me as a 'disgruntled Republican'?"

"My wife and I handle our own finances. I'm an accountant and she's a grief counselor."