Primal Partygoer Prints

"Just going clubbing..."

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

Bacchus.

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

The devil you know and his plus one

"I am so attracted to you right now."

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

'It was an emotional wedding. Even the cake was in tiers.'

"I don't know anything about art, but this is a damned good Martini."

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

A Woman Holding Canapes

"My Blackberry will get in touch with your Blackberry."

Masquerade

'Not only do I have a black belt in karate, I also have a husband in the hospital to prove it!'

i am just celebrating my 25th anniversary at novox nursery

Carioca

Redhead

"It's really important to me, as an artist, to make you feel like drinking more than usual so I get hired back."

Prosecco

'One more hangover like this and I'm going to have to claim for sickness during holiday absence.'

'Having algorithm and having rhythm are 2 different things.'

'All right, I wanna know which one of you really like me and which ones are just networking...'

'Looks like everyone has FINALLY gone home.'

Guy dressed as an ostrich at a fancy dress party. Lump in birds throat like a real bird.

Cheers

Christmas sweater alternatives

Blue Haired Lady in Ballgown

PIna Colada

'It was a great birthday party till Jeffrey tried to fart his candles out.'

"If I had known how adult her place was I would have brought nicer beer."

'While Dionysus is indisposed, who wants to take over as God of Wine?'

Leo McKern

Healthcare workers come to the N.H.S. Fancy dress party dressed as viruses.