Puppy Picker Gifts

"Of course, if you want a dog that will rescue you from drowning, that's another story."

"Pick me!"

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"I have your gender reveal results. Boy, girl, boy, boy, girl, girl, boy, girl, boy, boy..."

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

"Good boy, what a good boy. You're hired."

'I'll take him.'

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

"Another slander suit!"

'I hear you can tell how big they will get by the size of their feet.'

You thought YOU hated YOUR job?

"I give you the seven-billion dollar pup, then you give me back the seven-billion-dollar pup."

The Scenic Route

Rescue dog rejecting potential owners

"Show some appreciation when he comes home: he spends his days in a small cubicle staring at numbers on the screen. He puts up with a lot in order to feed us."

The Perils of Dog Kisses

"He's very finicky."

"Oh my god, you guys, a puppy!"

"Careful with Number Three. I hear she's a tough one to please."

"Take over your planet?? - No... we're here to clean it up!!!"

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Shooting - No. VIII

"Be like that, but don't forget if it wasn't for me and my buddies, they'd be a whole lot more shit for the likes of you to look at!"

"I-800-DOGYLAW"

"Pinching, squeezing, smelling...I love interactive shopping."

'How can you make eye contact with a puppy and just walk on, like that?'

Pet Shelter. If you can't decide which dog to adopt, try taking one for a walk. Leash to own!

"Do they say that pets resemble their owners, or owners resemble pets?"

'It's not a great start to his cartooning career...he's got creative block about what to call himself.'

'Feed the homeless' - 'I'm a cute puppy'

''Woof, Woof, Woof.' You call that a blog entry?'

Delivered Pretty Much To Your Door!

Lady sees 'Stop' sign above cat at shelter, thinks, 'Well ... I did ask for a sign.'

"Jimmy crack corn and I'm upset... Nope, nope, too honest..."

Collie F, 4 yrs old, well-trained, knows many tricks, wants to meet M, collie, afghan or greyhound. No mutts please.

The presentation was going well. The board were polite and attentive but deep down Raymond knew that they were thinking: "What does this guy know about the futures market? He's just a young pup."