Puppy Perseverer Gifts

'It was easy teaching Ben how to fish. Now I'm teaching him how to quit. C'mon Ben, it's time to go home!'

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

Canine Companion

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

Lumbar support animal

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

Dogma

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

Lady walking a dog with a big tail.

"If I adopt you, you're going to have to wake me up and walk me twice a day."

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

"Fashion Week"

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

"Who wants to go to the park and find me a date?"

"You've got to understand, in my family Dad was the poodle and Mom was the pit bull."

Public toiletsbathrooms for dogs using fire hydrants in cubicals.

"Turned out he wasn't a miniature."

"You'll like this restaurant. All the food is locally sourced from nearby dumpsters."

"I'm beginning to believe that this is just busy work."

The Poodle and The Twooudle.

'Doctor Cameron, how fast! In the bladder already!'

Fish Food

"House training's not so bad - you soon get used to it and, if you play your cards right, you'll get lots of treats."

'Nice try, Billy, but dogma is not a puppy's mother!'

What they're thinking.

"Obviously, somebody screwed up somewhere."

'Journey of self-discovery' Dog realizes he can make his leg move when he scratches.

He's at that confusing stage between chasing his own tail or the mail carrier's.

'I bark, therefore I am.'

"It's gonna be hard but no more shaking and fetching for a few weeks."

'Play dead.'

Salmon swimming up-stream, "Don't you get tired of overcoming obstacles"

"Enough with the drama."