Puppy Perseverer Gifts

'It was easy teaching Ben how to fish. Now I'm teaching him how to quit. C'mon Ben, it's time to go home!'

"Bark or stare? Always a tough decision. Bark? Maybe stare? Whimper? Maybe? Meanwhile, stare."

Canine Companion

Lumbar support animal

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

'Big sale at the Dog Store. Buy 1, get 2 free.'

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

Dogma

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

'He followed me home. Can I keep him?'

"If I adopt you, you're going to have to wake me up and walk me twice a day."

Lady walking a dog with a big tail.

Should I bark? Flow chart for dogs

Highway of Life. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump. Bump.

"Fashion Week"

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

"Who wants to go to the park and find me a date?"

"You've got to understand, in my family Dad was the poodle and Mom was the pit bull."

Public toiletsbathrooms for dogs using fire hydrants in cubicals.

"Turned out he wasn't a miniature."

"I'm beginning to believe that this is just busy work."

"You'll like this restaurant. All the food is locally sourced from nearby dumpsters."

The Poodle and The Twooudle.

"House training's not so bad - you soon get used to it and, if you play your cards right, you'll get lots of treats."

Fish Food

'Doctor Cameron, how fast! In the bladder already!'

'Nice try, Billy, but dogma is not a puppy's mother!'

What they're thinking.

"Obviously, somebody screwed up somewhere."

'Journey of self-discovery' Dog realizes he can make his leg move when he scratches.

He's at that confusing stage between chasing his own tail or the mail carrier's.

"It's gonna be hard but no more shaking and fetching for a few weeks."

'I bark, therefore I am.'

'Play dead.'

Salmon swimming up-stream, "Don't you get tired of overcoming obstacles"