Puppy Pacifier Pillows

Dog training tip: always make sure humans go through the doorways first.

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

"No, we can't get you a new toy every time we go shopping."

'Cheryl, you are getting way too wrapped up in the dog.'

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

Dog Basket - I consent to petting.

'I do not pamper the dog, now get out of his chair!'

Wild animal - 1,500 years later...

Upper East Side Dog Park

'I'm sorry about the slippers...but I do need the roghage.'

"Stop asking me. I don't know who's a good boy."

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

"Petting, fetching, receiving belly rubs . . . It all adds to your billable hours."

"That's just not the real me."

"Don’t worry, girl. I’m working on our ‘no puppy left behind.’"

"I can't believe how much I love her. Just look at those sienna eyes and that adorable little nose. I honestly don't know how I'd survive without her." "He has food."

"Well, it looks like you found Rexy's sweet spot!"

"He wants a second opinion."

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

"You see?"

'Ears up - wag that tail - soulful expression - he is YOURS!'

Dog Chow Mein

'Thank you for noticing, Shirley - but beauty comes at a price, It hampers my hunting, limits my berry picking and typing's a real pain,'

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

'This is going to hurt me more than it will hurt you!'

'Amazing, isn't it? - And she's never taken a parenting class.'

'We'll take it. Come along Rex.'

"See, I told you he didn't want to go out."

Caution: Feeding the dogs under the table leads to the next inevitable step.

"With this policy, at the age of 12, he receives 10 marrow bones a month."