Puppy Pacifier Mugs

Dog training tip: always make sure humans go through the doorways first.

'I see! And, just how much will it cost if she is in season?'

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

'What has twelve legs and barks?'

Presidential Pooch Meets The Press

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

"No, we can't get you a new toy every time we go shopping."

Dog Basket - I consent to petting.

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

'Cheryl, you are getting way too wrapped up in the dog.'

'Please forgive me for anything I've said or left unsaid.'

Upper East Side Dog Park

Wild animal - 1,500 years later...

"Stop asking me. I don't know who's a good boy."

"Petting, fetching, receiving belly rubs . . . It all adds to your billable hours."

'I do not pamper the dog, now get out of his chair!'

'I'm sorry about the slippers...but I do need the roghage.'

"That's just not the real me."

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

"Well, it looks like you found Rexy's sweet spot!"

"Don’t worry, girl. I’m working on our ‘no puppy left behind.’"

"He wants a second opinion."

"I can't believe how much I love her. Just look at those sienna eyes and that adorable little nose. I honestly don't know how I'd survive without her." "He has food."

I know it's you that's been digging up my garden. I certainly didn't put those rose bushes in.

'Ears up - wag that tail - soulful expression - he is YOURS!'

'My dog is terrified of strangers. would you be a dear and wear this outfit while you're working here?'

"You see?"

Dog Chow Mein

'Thank you for noticing, Shirley - but beauty comes at a price, It hampers my hunting, limits my berry picking and typing's a real pain,'

'Don't get me wrong, the professional dog-walker is nice, but it is not really the same as if my Master was walking me...'

'This is going to hurt me more than it will hurt you!'

'We'll take it. Come along Rex.'

'Amazing, isn't it? - And she's never taken a parenting class.'

"See, I told you he didn't want to go out."

Caution: Feeding the dogs under the table leads to the next inevitable step.