Parental Pacifier Pillows

"On the plus side, he's a disruptor."

Mother puts extra long dummy in babies mouth.

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

"No, I want to know the meaning of never calling your mother."

'Are you trying to tell me that neither of you get penalty rates for the 2 a.m feed?'

'Right now my plate's full juggling school and parents.'

"As a confirmed hypochondriac, I rely on placebos to get me through the day."

Baby sucks cork on Australian's bush hat.

Silencing the baby

"Thnakes thuppothed bo be thkarey..."

Dummy Sucking Area

'So you're a billionaire... Now what?' 'Have you learned to clean your room yet?'

"Who do you have to know around here to get a fluffy?"

"If my dad asks where we met just say 'on holiday'."

"Working from home he misses his meetings."

Wayside Elementary School - Now Available: Curbside Pickup!

Breakfast in Bed.

Dog training tip: always make sure humans go through the doorways first.

"Gracie learned how to whistle today."

'I've got the children busy finding a solution to the Middle East crisis...'

'We won't need menus. Just bring whatever is cooked. They'll eat it and like it.'

Dealing With Nervous Patients Was Always A Present

"Working with older people is part of the job!"

"I wouldn’t worry about it, Chris. Father thinks all my dates are ‘Marxist moles.’"

Low battery. 10% of battery remaining

'hey, hey, hey! Not in the house! Go outside if you're going to throw your little brother around!'

"Patch?"

Formula one car with a baby on board sticker sponspored by Mothercare

Smokers hiding.