Parental Peacemaker Pillows

"Working from home he misses his meetings."

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

Self-Help Books Families for Lockdown

'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

"Granberry, you're about to suffer a near-death experience!"

'King Solomon had seven hundred wives, Ed, and you just have the one. Surely you can work out your differences.'

"Hey, you guys, don't you remember? The big word here is 'compromise.' "

Right-thinking people against wrong-thinking people

Fishing 'Just what the Hell IS your problem lady??'

'Do you want to reschedule? Normally he has a magnetic personality, but today he seems to have reversed polarity.'

"Why can't you ever relax at parties?"

"I thought we agreed that the dining room was a buffer zone."

"God help us, it's that guy."

"Go ask your mother ... and I'll tell you why she's wrong."

"We need to work on our people-friendly image you jackass."

"We're too tired to argue. Let's let Siri and Alexa handle this for us."

What really happened on the EVER GIVEN

"Don’t worry, girl. I’m working on our ‘no puppy left behind.’"

'This isn't Armageddon... it's a bar brawl on a Saturday night. Let Pestilence read the map.'

"Well, so far I'm managing to stay above the fray."

"Listen up and listen up good, 'cause I'm only going to say this a million times."

'I'd like three dozen friendship cards -- this war has gone on long enough.'

Middleast Peace

"All parents fight."

Gaza escalation

Macron and Putin Talk

'See?! The Israelis Are The Savage Ones.'

Boss

'Thank God, no tasers in my day!'

"What part of 'keep it bipartisan' didn’t you understand?"