Parental Peacemaker Pillows

"Working from home he misses his meetings."

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

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'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

"Granberry, you're about to suffer a near-death experience!"

'King Solomon had seven hundred wives, Ed, and you just have the one. Surely you can work out your differences.'

"Hey, you guys, don't you remember? The big word here is 'compromise.' "

Right-thinking people against wrong-thinking people

Fishing 'Just what the Hell IS your problem lady??'

"Why can't you ever relax at parties?"

'Do you want to reschedule? Normally he has a magnetic personality, but today he seems to have reversed polarity.'

"Don’t worry, girl. I’m working on our ‘no puppy left behind.’"

"Go ask your mother ... and I'll tell you why she's wrong."

"I thought we agreed that the dining room was a buffer zone."

'This isn't Armageddon... it's a bar brawl on a Saturday night. Let Pestilence read the map.'

"God help us, it's that guy."

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"Well, so far I'm managing to stay above the fray."

"Listen up and listen up good, 'cause I'm only going to say this a million times."

'I'd like three dozen friendship cards -- this war has gone on long enough.'

Gaza escalation

Interfaith dialogue

Unsettlements.

"What part of 'keep it bipartisan' didn’t you understand?"

'See?! The Israelis Are The Savage Ones.'

"All parents fight."

Macron and Putin Talk

'Thank God, no tasers in my day!'

Middleast Peace