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'Do you want to reschedule? Normally he has a magnetic personality, but today he seems to have reversed polarity.'

"I've seen your type before."

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

Israel/Palestine Conflict

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

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'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

'Wouldn't it be cheaper to apologise to the Middle East?'

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'King Solomon had seven hundred wives, Ed, and you just have the one. Surely you can work out your differences.'

"Granberry, you're about to suffer a near-death experience!"

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"Hey, you guys, don't you remember? The big word here is 'compromise.' "

Fishing 'Just what the Hell IS your problem lady??'

"Why can't you ever relax at parties?"

"We need to work on our people-friendly image you jackass."

"I thought we agreed that the dining room was a buffer zone."

A divided world.

"God help us, it's that guy."

'This isn't Armageddon... it's a bar brawl on a Saturday night. Let Pestilence read the map.'

"We're too tired to argue. Let's let Siri and Alexa handle this for us."

"Go ask your mother ... and I'll tell you why she's wrong."

"Well, so far I'm managing to stay above the fray."

"Listen up and listen up good, 'cause I'm only going to say this a million times."

'I'd like three dozen friendship cards -- this war has gone on long enough.'

Gaza escalation

"What part of 'keep it bipartisan' didn’t you understand?"

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'Thank God, no tasers in my day!'

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