Peacemaker In Training Pillows

'Sorry I'm late but my Mom and Dad had a fight and I had to referee.'

"My granddaughter's first words to me were 'OK, Boomer.' I have no idea what that even means."

'Please make us instruments of Thy peace, starting with Bucky Sims.'

"What colour do you have to get before the big kids leave you alone?"

Israel/Palestine Conflict

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

"He keeps reissuing everything I take issue with."

Self-Help Books Families for Lockdown

'This rift between you and Dr. Voight has become a chasm.'

'Wouldn't it be cheaper to apologise to the Middle East?'

Noise Pollution

'King Solomon had seven hundred wives, Ed, and you just have the one. Surely you can work out your differences.'

"Hey, you guys, don't you remember? The big word here is 'compromise.' "

Right-thinking people against wrong-thinking people

"Why can't you ever relax at parties?"

'Do you want to reschedule? Normally he has a magnetic personality, but today he seems to have reversed polarity.'

'This isn't Armageddon... it's a bar brawl on a Saturday night. Let Pestilence read the map.'

"I thought we agreed that the dining room was a buffer zone."

A divided world.

"Go ask your mother ... and I'll tell you why she's wrong."

"God help us, it's that guy."

"Listen up and listen up good, 'cause I'm only going to say this a million times."

'I'd like three dozen friendship cards -- this war has gone on long enough.'

"What part of 'keep it bipartisan' didn’t you understand?"

Middleast Peace

Macron and Putin Talk

Gaza escalation

Unsettlements.

'See?! The Israelis Are The Savage Ones.'

"All parents fight."

'Thank God, no tasers in my day!'

Meeting between USA and North Korea

Munich Security Conference

World peace...Guns 'R' Us