Puppy Love Reminiscer Gifts

'When I was little I used to like fishing and girls - Now I'm big I just like fishing!'

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

Jr. cloning kit

"I really miss being in a committed relationship, Randy." "Which part do you miss most?" "Having someone disagree with you over what you're going to eat, or over what TV shows you're going to watch? Or do you miss having to account for how you spend your time? Or having to explain why you bought yourself something awesome without first getting permission?" "Mostly I miss the back rubs. They don't ask you to wash the dishes first at massage parlors."

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

Dog in love

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

A Dog's Food Pyramid.

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

'Sure, he acts like he's into you now, but, trust me...he's only interested in one thing.'

Puppies

"The last time I was in Europe was 4 boyfriends ago..."

'It's a shame you didn't get to use all those little blue pills before Ted died.'

'Smart? This dog can bark in five different languages!'

A Midwestern Disaster Film.

"She's a golden retriever...I've always had a thing for blondes!"

'Oh there you are...you naughty girl! What have you been up to this time?'

Little girl shows her dog her shiny shoes.

'Say... I just had no idea the red haired freckled dutchmen were so good with kids!'

'I try and humour him...it's the only exercise he gets!'

Dog Calenders.

"Don’t worry, girl. I’m working on our ‘no puppy left behind.’"

"I see a couch."

'The dog wants to come home with us, mom!'

Puppy and Elephant Selfie

"What's worse, that or this?"

'Boss, he followed me home. Can I mentor him?'

"When we were dating it was all wine, soft lights, and candy. So nothing's changed really."

(No caption. Two primary school girls are wearing shirts with one being Hello Kitty and the other Hello Puppy. The girl wearing the Hello Puppy shirt wears torn clothes.)

"We'll take him."