Puppy Love Reminiscer T-Shirts

'When I was little I used to like fishing and girls - Now I'm big I just like fishing!'

"Can I keep them? I found him on the internet?"

Jr. cloning kit

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

"I really miss being in a committed relationship, Randy." "Which part do you miss most?" "Having someone disagree with you over what you're going to eat, or over what TV shows you're going to watch? Or do you miss having to account for how you spend your time? Or having to explain why you bought yourself something awesome without first getting permission?" "Mostly I miss the back rubs. They don't ask you to wash the dishes first at massage parlors."

"We've found a marvelous trainer for Rex."

"How long is it since you took Benji for a walk?"

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

Dog in love

'No sharing gifts! You get the Teddy Bear, he gets the bone.'

"Sorry kid, I work alone."

"The last time I was in Europe was 4 boyfriends ago..."

Puppies

'It's a shame you didn't get to use all those little blue pills before Ted died.'

'I try and humour him...it's the only exercise he gets!'

'Oh there you are...you naughty girl! What have you been up to this time?'

'Say... I just had no idea the red haired freckled dutchmen were so good with kids!'

"She's a golden retriever...I've always had a thing for blondes!"

Little girl shows her dog her shiny shoes.

'Smart? This dog can bark in five different languages!'

A Midwestern Disaster Film.

"Don’t worry, girl. I’m working on our ‘no puppy left behind.’"

"I see a couch."

'The dog wants to come home with us, mom!'

'Boss, he followed me home. Can I mentor him?'

"Who's my perfect little excuse to leave social functions? You are, yes you are."

'You can't keep a middle school girl from wanting to impress boys, Valerie.'

"When we were dating it was all wine, soft lights, and candy. So nothing's changed really."

"All By Myself, Dad?"