Puppy Guide Pillows

Remember, he's simple - It's not WHAT you bark at him, it's the TONE you use when you bark at him.

"Pick me!"

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

Tiny dog catches frisbee that spins him around in circles.

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

Pet a Puppy

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

Obedience School Graduation

"Hello? Is that the canine help line?...."

"My owner is teaching me to think before barking, which gave Federal Express plenty of time to clobber me."

Dogma

"It's a boy, ... and two girls, then another boy, another girl, and there more boys."

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

'They sure have small litters.'

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

"If I adopt you, you're going to have to wake me up and walk me twice a day."

"You are going to have lots of puppies."

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

A Change of Scene.

"We're going to pay for your obedience school but after that you're on your own."

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

Dog Wrestling.

"Funny, I don't remember signing up for this."

Puppy.

To them it's just a Prada handbag

Balloon dog training

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

'Don't worry. I'm using carpet shampoo.'