Puppy Guide Prints

"Pick me!"

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

Pet a Puppy

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

'We can't go on meeting like this'.

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

"Hello? Is that the canine help line?...."

Dogma

"It's a boy, ... and two girls, then another boy, another girl, and there more boys."

'The vet said that getting spayed might hurt a little. But having nine puppies hurt a little, too.'

"This is why I want you to remember the three most important words in the world: spay, neuter, adopt."

'They sure have small litters.'

"Funny, I don't remember signing up for this."

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

A Change of Scene.

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

"You are going to have lots of puppies."

"If I adopt you, you're going to have to wake me up and walk me twice a day."

To them it's just a Prada handbag

"We're going to pay for your obedience school but after that you're on your own."

Puppy.

Dog Wrestling.

Balloon dog training

War never felt the same after the Great Puppy Ambush.

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

'Don't worry. I'm using carpet shampoo.'

"No you, he called you a lap dog."