Puppy Pathfinder Pillows

"We go on daily walks too, but my master is a creature of habit: we take exactly the same route every single time..."

"Actually, I'm hoping what I'm going to be when I grow up hasn't been invented yet."

Man stood by signpost to 'here' or 'there'.

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

Hither and Yon sign

'So much for your new Satnav!'

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

"Hello? Is that the canine help line?...."

"Can't we ride off in another direction?"

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

Scurile travels

'I remember when all this was fields.'

We need to see him because there's no satellite-based system to guide us on a trip down the path to enlightenment.

"Take a right at Rocky's fire hydrant. A left at Duke's bench and the dog part will be one block past buddy's tree."

'I want a dog who will fetch my things, so don't sell me one that drools.'

Man with twisted legs using a twisted walking stick.

"Great - Now what would be the second thing you'd do if you had opposable thumbs?"

Tourist Directions

FAA man letting planes out of bird cage

'Number 19 across, 5 letter word, starts with 't', ends with 'h'...' 'How about truth?'

How?

Sidewalk the game

Unusual Staircase

life route

Failure - Success

The first cartoon. (A fish walks out of water on to land. Its footprints indicate a simultaneous path on both sides of a tree.)

Priest sees 'one way' sign point upwards toward heaven.

A jogger being bombarded by tiny battleships in a pond.

You are here...

"The village shaman said if we stay on this path, we can’t miss the Walmart."

Wet Paint on a Pedestrian Crossing

Tourist Crossroad

You Are Here

'Oh, great! We've been going round in right-angled triangle.'

Hunter looking at sign NOOKs and CRANNIES