Puns Pillows

The Sun Comes Out

'Someday I'm going to quite this dam job.'

Cows sign 'Thank you for not tipping."

Caution: Fork in road ahead.

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

"Yeah, I've been in rehub."

"Can you keep a secret?"

A skip full of fools.

"I got into the coffee for the wordplay."

Sockeye Salmon.

"Oh honey, I'm homo!"

Out of tuna

"I've got to go to the hospital next week and have my ghoul-stones removed..."

Mine Host.

Pumpkin Spice Girls

'I want a second opinion.'

Farmacy - 'I can't read your doctor's chicken scratch. I'm sure the pharmacist can, though.'

'What's with the beer?'

"Yes, sir, we do specialise in lisp treatment..."

'Cat scans are for felines. I will give your dog a pet scan.'

'Have you had a lot of experience as a web designer?'

'Let's get outta here. This place is nothin' but treble.'

Love is Blind.

'My instruments indicate you have water on the knee.'

'Yes, we even have shoe shopping. We just refer to it as 'sole' searching.'

The Insul Inn: 'She's type 2. She's not my type.'

'What's the plural of baby?'

"So, you're telling me that my assets have been frozen?"

"Oh no, Daisy's committing herbicide!"

"Sometimes it's easier if you break the work up into little chunks."

Devil on trial - "We find the defendant guilty of being in the details."

'This is a very unforgiving golf course.'

'Okay. . . five more! Spring forward! Fall back.'

"No, we're looking for a roofer, not a woofer."

'This is one sick dog.'