'You say you're having trouble seeing the future.'
Puns Lover Gifts
Looking for a gift for your pun lover friend or family member? Explore our collection of cleverly punny products designed to bring smiles and laughs. Perfect for anyone who appreciates wordplay and witty humor, these gifts add a fun twist to everyday items like mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints. Show your appreciation for their pun addiction with something unique and thoughtful that celebrates their love for clever wordplay.
'Honey, you still look like a 10 to me...'
'No. . . this isn't the fiscal cliff.'
"You have a divine right - and the left isn't bad either."
Freebies.
'Is it high fibre? Are you kidding me? Of course it's high fibre...Eat the stick!'
Caterpilsner
Full System Scan
bitter lemon...
"If we paid test cricketers by the day... you'd never have a game finishing early."
'Frankly, I expected more musketry.'
"Good news—the economy is still sluggish!"
Frank, you had to get a second job? I should have read the fine print on that investment that guaranteed I'd "clean up"!
Look at that ceiling! It's great! A classic ceiling --- I love it! Ceiling fans.
Mount Olympus Brewery. Those might be dangerous to open. They're Pandora's Bocks.
"'Goodbye cruel world'? Really Smithers?! That's the best you can do??!!"
"Merry Christmas"
'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'
The Signing of tthe United States Constitution
"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."
"Staff support"
"Ironically, this is the living room."
"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."
Copycats
Zombie standup
Unable to raise enough money for a trip to Paris, the Bartlesville High French Club had to settle for three days in Tulsa.
"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."
"Think of it as twenty one in human years. I'll take a bourbon and toilet water."
"Waitress, have you smoked salmon..?"
"We have three house blends: 'One More Chance', 'Forget About It' or 'I'll See You In Fun Court'."
"Talk nerdy to me."
Today we'll see some misused or misunderstood financial and economic terms. It's said inflation can hurt the economy. But it's absolutely in the tire business. I bought this warm puffy jacket with cash. A down payment. We like beer and coffee. Our most valuable liquid assets. In a monopoly breakup, the race car would to go one person and the dog to another. And when I become either a buyer or a seller. He's shorting the market!
"It does have a side effect. You'll faint when I tell you how much it will cost to produce."
'Darling I want you to remember this always,,,'
'The history of Glue. It's impossible to put down.'
Puns Lover Gifts Collection
Puns Lover Mugs
Looking for more pun-tastic mugs? Explore our collection of witty mugs designed especially for pun lovers, perfect for brightening up their morning routine.
Puns Lover Pillows
Check out our humorous pillows featuring pun designs, a fun way to add personality to any living space.
Puns Lover Prints
Browse our witty art prints with puns—great for decorating and celebrating the clever humor of pun enthusiasts.
Puns Lover T-Shirts
Discover our range of pun-inspired t-shirts—ideal for anyone who appreciates clever wordplay and humorous fashion statements.