Punny Pirate Fan Gifts

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"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

Treasure Island Book.

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

"Shall I let them breathe."

'I like to greet the new team members myself.'

'Ships plumber reporting for duty.'

To the Greeks' dismay, before the Trojans discovered the horse it was stolen by portcullis pirates.

A pirate uses his hook on a buzz wire game.

'I haven't had the urge for a cigarette for two days. How's the patch working for you?'

"The fancy dress store ran out of crutches."

"This is their way of reminding us how we're losing our best hope for Olympic Gold."

"That was a fascinating regression. Apparently, you were a pirate in a previous life!"

Poirots of the Caribbean

Pirate Paddle Boat.

3 Bottle Banks - Clear, coloured and rum bottles.

'Aye, but can you guys get 500 channels with those hooks?'

Floating Dragon

'I bought him from a sailor!'

'He's particularly sensitive to criticism that the left hand doesn't know what the right hand is doing.'

'He's pulling your leg -- he never worked for the 'Terry and the Pirates' comic strip.'

Angry pirate looking at angry parrot (wearing diaper) on his shoulder.

"That's not my dog. It's my dad."

Movie News. He just found out the next "Pirates of the Caribbean" will be in 3-D.

'Polly had a cracker.'

Aye, maybe I shouldn't get dressed in the dark.

'You see! I told you there was a school right beneath us!'

Funk Facts: Pirates.

'We suspect someone in this department of Internet piracy.'

"I quit going to sea, and now I'm a plumber's helper."

Ye Old Mariners Inn.

'I just think it might be a bit too jolly for the captain's taste.'