Punny Pirate Fan Pillows

Pirated music

Pirate

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

Treasure Island Book.

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

"Shall I let them breathe."

'I like to greet the new team members myself.'

'Ships plumber reporting for duty.'

To the Greeks' dismay, before the Trojans discovered the horse it was stolen by portcullis pirates.

"This is their way of reminding us how we're losing our best hope for Olympic Gold."

'I haven't had the urge for a cigarette for two days. How's the patch working for you?'

"The fancy dress store ran out of crutches."

"That was a fascinating regression. Apparently, you were a pirate in a previous life!"

Poirots of the Caribbean

3 Bottle Banks - Clear, coloured and rum bottles.

'I bought him from a sailor!'

Pirate Paddle Boat.

Floating Dragon

'He's particularly sensitive to criticism that the left hand doesn't know what the right hand is doing.'

Angry pirate looking at angry parrot (wearing diaper) on his shoulder.

'He's pulling your leg -- he never worked for the 'Terry and the Pirates' comic strip.'

"That's not my dog. It's my dad."

Funk Facts: Pirates.

'We suspect someone in this department of Internet piracy.'

Ye Old Mariners Inn.

"I quit going to sea, and now I'm a plumber's helper."

"I'm a funny little person so I'm looking to adopt a funny little dog. Do you have one?"

'I just think it might be a bit too jolly for the captain's taste.'