Pirate Fan Pillows

'He's particularly sensitive to criticism that the left hand doesn't know what the right hand is doing.'

'He's not too fast on his feet, but he's got a hell of a right hook!'

"I'm guessing his weak points are distance and footwork."

Boot sale

'You can't fire me, I quit!'

"I quit going to sea, and now I'm a plumber's helper."

Angry pirate looking at angry parrot (wearing diaper) on his shoulder.

Parrot says: 'Pizzas for eight'.

"According to the map, the treasure should be right behind that door."

"That was a fascinating regression. Apparently, you were a pirate in a previous life!"

Ablast! I've stayed ashore too long and taken root.

'He's pulling your leg -- he never worked for the 'Terry and the Pirates' comic strip.'

Pirate Yoga

'Always start off with a joke, try to lighten the mood a bit.'

Pie Rats of the Caribbean.

Pirate with Teddy instead of Parrot

Treasure Island Book.

'I like to greet the new team members myself.'

Pirate Paddle Boat.

'Little Long John John.'

Artist painting ship mermaid while mermaid is tied up.

Dablo island: a popular safe haven.

3 Bottle Banks - Clear, coloured and rum bottles.

"I don't know where the Cap'n got his new parrot from, but it doesn't look very old."

Funk Facts: Pirates.

"Arrr, captain, never again will ye be confusing 'their,' 'there,' and 'they're' when doing the ship's log."

Early Emoji, the Black Spot!

"We will never find this bloody thing....every pirate marks the place where he buried his treasure with an 'X' on the map. Except Captain Fuzzlebeard, the sly fox."

"That's not my dog. It's my dad."

"The capt'n is still comin' to grips with touch-screen technology."

"The fancy dress store ran out of crutches."

Beware trolley jackers

Poirots of the Caribbean

"Notice how the aye ayes follow you around the room?"

"We believe that you failed to report some booty on your last year's 1040 form!"