Punny Pet Enthusiasts Gifts

"Me? I'm here for the petworking.".

"Pick me!"

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"For the girls—Kimberly, Caitlin, Lauren, Cindy, and Tracy. For the boys—Cameron, Christopher, Adam, Jeffrey, and Gregory."

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

Canine Companion

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

"Okay, that's enough Physics for one day. Take a break and chase your tails."

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

Beware the Dog: 'Hopefully I'll grow into the job...'

" 'Grrr' is not a word."

'That's not speaking, that's barking Try again'

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

"Did you get my tweet?"

Love Conquers All

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

"I don't know about you, but it always makes me feel kinda special."

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.

“Sweet mother of Marmaduke... no!”

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

"Watch out, Simone's hangry - her stomach AND her throat are growling."

"He was a sea rescue."

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

'Do you have any specific regulations concerning travelling with pets?'

"He's already getting attached to you."

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

Pets.

"Look. They say sit, you sit. They say roll over, you roll over. Where's the prob?"

Obedience School Graduation

'Other dogs howl at the moon, I've trained mine to play Bach.'

Dogma