Punny Foodies Gifts

"I got an order of boneless ribs, an order of jumbo shrimp, and an order of hot chili with three ice waters. What is this, the oxymoron table?"

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

"‘Extra vile old ox’? No, sir – it stands for ‘extra virgin olive oil.’"

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

'You're supposed to just lick the cone!'

"Beans, Them Beans, Them Beans, Beans, Beans..."

"A little lamb please."

You've been found guilty by a jury of your peers -- You're toast fella!

'All right, so you've prepared your resignation . . . let me have it!'

"Damn! Someone just asked for chicken drumsticks."

"Hi, Honey. For dinner we're having Shis Kabob."

"This IS a chicken fried steak!"

"It said on the packet the pasta should act as a vehicle for the sauce."

Val and Les could see a fork in the road but they weren't expecting a dip.

Revenge is a dish best served cold.

"Okay,let's go through this one more time. I asked for a LEMON in my water, not a LEMMING."

Onion Guillotine

I knew from the starch we were a perfect mash.

Octopi a la mode.

'Trust me, Madam, that fish is fresh!'

Pickled beets.

"I'm going to start with the antipasta."

"Nothing to worry about. A nuggetectomy is a very simple procedure."

"Guac-A-Mole"

"I like a diet rich in surfers."

"So this bacon in my ear - d'you think it can be cured..?"

"In addition to the menu, we have a few specials on the board."

'These are my dieting glasses. They magnify the food so I think I'm eating more than I really am.'

The Chef's dumplings were his speciality.

What on earth are you doing? Well, you wanted battered sausage, didn't you?

"I hear this place is a hotbed of international pancakes."

"Blessed are the Greek, for they shall invent olive oil."

'What's your favourite meal?' 'Seconds.'