Punk Soul Gifts

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

What would Charlotte Bronte do, she thought to herself.

"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

Library Computer Center: Cybrarian

In case of funky emergency, break glass

"If music is the food of love... I'm full."

Shoe repair

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies.'

'My girl friend wants me to put my inner child back inside where he belongs.'

'Yes, John's here, but he can't come to the phone at the moment. He's had a hard day so he's taking some time in his bouncy saucer.'

'Now while you're cranking the Jack in the Box Tommy, I want you to tell me your thoughts.'

Luring the babes is a cinch when you've got the right feet for the job.

Writer Blinds Shakespeare in Shame.

Monster Horrorscopes

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

Face painting - children have no faces

Cover Design for E Dowson's 'The Pierrot of the Minute'

"To be honest, I'm a little surprised the dating service matched us up."

"I still jump out of bed every morning. I just don't stick the landing as often."

WW100

Snowballs!

'Instead of a tip, I wrote you a poem.'

"He pretends to throw the stick. I pretend to chase it . Is that normal?"

"We're just pleased he can still get into the Christmas spirit."

A friar