Punk Soul Gifts

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

"I'm not weird I'm a 'person of weirdness'."

A Punk Rocker Cocoon.

'Look behind you. . . Just kidding.'

What would Charlotte Bronte do, she thought to herself.

Frizzbee statue.

You know, the snowballs we get in the summer are better. They're flavored!

"Of course I'm bored - my batteries are flat!"

Library Computer Center: Cybrarian

In case of funky emergency, break glass

"If music is the food of love... I'm full."

Quadruple dark hot chocolate. Whoa, everything all right? Sure, yeah, great. I'm a journalist and writer in an era in which the printed word has been totally devalued by free distribution of information on the internet. Can I pay in prose? Point taken.

Skateboard Sidewalk Surfer

'My girl friend wants me to put my inner child back inside where he belongs.'

Shoe repair

'We're playing I'm a mummy with lots of different daddies.'

Bunny Pranks

'Yes, John's here, but he can't come to the phone at the moment. He's had a hard day so he's taking some time in his bouncy saucer.'

"Ladies, you know the rule about joyriding."

'Now while you're cranking the Jack in the Box Tommy, I want you to tell me your thoughts.'

Writer Blinds Shakespeare in Shame.

Luring the babes is a cinch when you've got the right feet for the job.

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

Face painting - children have no faces

Cover Design for E Dowson's 'The Pierrot of the Minute'

Monster Horrorscopes

The Most Interesting Dog in the World. . .

"I still jump out of bed every morning. I just don't stick the landing as often."

"To be honest, I'm a little surprised the dating service matched us up."

'Instead of a tip, I wrote you a poem.'

Snowballs!

WW100

"He pretends to throw the stick. I pretend to chase it . Is that normal?"

Leonard Cohen.

"We're just pleased he can still get into the Christmas spirit."