Punishment Gifts

"This is all your fault."

Extreme Sisyphus

Stop and Birch

'Remember that outfit, Miss Wilson, that you said you wouldn't be seen dead wearing?'

Prison Romance.

'You got twenty years for hunting without a license? Kind of stiff, isn't it?'

Man In The Stocks Used As A Clock

"ll I was doing was following my dream...turns out that contravened the restraining order."

Penalty

Driver sees man in front of church with sign: 'Fell Asleep and Wet the Pew': 'Huh - a church that's into public shaming.'

Well, since your sentence is only for five years, you might as well go on home now.

'He's got one more minute alone in the penalty box with my mother.'

'The prisons are full, so I'm sentencing you to marry Rosie O'Donnell.'

'The worst case of insider trading I've ever seen.'

'Mother thought you'd like some fruit!'

"How'd you know I was in for cyber crime?"

'The hard time isn't so bad, but that community service is murder!'

'I warned: Play a sloppy game and, come Monday, there will be hell to pay during practice.'

Are you guilty or not guilty? What happens if I plead guilty?

Shoplifter behind a barcode.

We are faced with a dilemma about why American social fabric is unravelling with such bewildering violence...fry a few people to make ourselves feel better about it!

Please wait to be seated (by electric chair).

"Maximum security prison"

"Right, the first thing we're going to practise is rolling around, clutching our legs and crying in the penalty box."

"How do you feel about plea bargaining?"

Footballer.

"Watch this bloke, lads, if there's a hole in the wall he'll find it."

"Er...Eric..."

I Do Not have OCD

"Always wondered what happened if you tried to drive through without a card."