Punishment Prints

"This is all your fault."

"England losing from a penalty shootout again!"

Extreme Sisyphus

Minority Report

Stop and Birch

'Remember that outfit, Miss Wilson, that you said you wouldn't be seen dead wearing?'

Prison Romance.

Man In The Stocks Used As A Clock

'You got twenty years for hunting without a license? Kind of stiff, isn't it?'

"Can you hold on a sec? I just have to condemn this guy to death real quick."

"ll I was doing was following my dream...turns out that contravened the restraining order."

Driver sees man in front of church with sign: 'Fell Asleep and Wet the Pew': 'Huh - a church that's into public shaming.'

Penalty

The Evolution of Pop Culture Scapegoats

'Ever since we converted the church into a jail, everyone is finding Jesus.'

'He's got one more minute alone in the penalty box with my mother.'

Well, since your sentence is only for five years, you might as well go on home now.

'The hard time isn't so bad, but that community service is murder!'

'The worst case of insider trading I've ever seen.'

Are you guilty or not guilty? What happens if I plead guilty?

"How'd you know I was in for cyber crime?"

Please wait to be seated (by electric chair).

"Maximum security prison"

'I warned: Play a sloppy game and, come Monday, there will be hell to pay during practice.'

We are faced with a dilemma about why American social fabric is unravelling with such bewildering violence...fry a few people to make ourselves feel better about it!

'Mother thought you'd like some fruit!'

'The prisons are full, so I'm sentencing you to marry Rosie O'Donnell.'

Shoplifter behind a barcode.

"How do you feel about plea bargaining?"

"Right, the first thing we're going to practise is rolling around, clutching our legs and crying in the penalty box."

"Always wondered what happened if you tried to drive through without a card."

Footballer.

I Do Not have OCD

"Er...Eric..."

Tickets. Game Today. Football is not the same up here. Buying a ticket from a scalper won't get you in --- You have to see Saint Peter to get through the gate. Need Ticket. The players literally fly around the field. And all penalties are forgiven. Are there any similarities to the game on earth? Yeah. When the officials review a close play, it takes an eternity!