Punctuality Paradox Fan Gifts

'Mr Darling has gone into shock, he missed his train - it arrived and left on time!'

Buisnessman Of The Hour - I'd like to introduce our guest but he is 45 minutes late

"Drunk, yet orderly"

Excess Baggage: When you are on a cruise and they say the ship leaves at 5:30, they really mean the ship leaves at 5:30.

The Vicar 's Invitation to Dinner.

'Time management seminar. Start: five-ish.'

Your talk of promptness seems to have worked - everybody was out of here by one minute after five.

'It's come to my attention that you're becoming a bit of a clock watcher.'

'Sir, that efficiency expert you hired called -- he said he'll be five hours late.

"So we`re going out and you haven`t even bothered to change?"

"Help! Set me free!"

Big Ben

"You arrive early, You work hard, You stay focused. What's your game?"

'Anyone can get to school on time if he tries hard enough, Eddie.'

If you should be in this meeting, but are reading this instead - you're fired!

'You're late for our meeting again'

"Sorry I'm late for the breakfast meeting."

Late for a date,,,

'That's Watson, away on the stroke of five as usual.'

"Is that a new watch?"

Cuckoo flying out of its clock.

'Sorry I'm late!'

'I've already marked you absent, Eddie. Go home.'

"Congratulations on your retirement Spencer. The team suggested a gold watch but I thought it more apt if I present you with the office clock you've been watching so much for the past 35 years."

"You're late."

'In our thirty twon years of marriage this is the first time Barney's been late for work.'

'Tell the boss I'm leaving an hour early this afternoon, to make up for being an hour late this morning.'

'Sorry if I'm late.'

Why do I always get stuck behind a slow driver when I'm already late?

'The final straw was showing up late for his time management training.'

"I like getting to work on time. I just wish someone was here to appreciate it."

'Well, Hawkins, I see you made it to work on time.'

"That's the spirit! Perkins has never been late in twenty years!"

"Of course, 'today seems to be dragging more than usual'. You came in on time, for once!"

"The time management consultant called. He'll be a little late."