Punctuality Paradox Enthusiast Gifts

'Will this take long? I'm late for a very important date.'

"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"

Buisnessman Of The Hour - I'd like to introduce our guest but he is 45 minutes late

Excess Baggage: When you are on a cruise and they say the ship leaves at 5:30, they really mean the ship leaves at 5:30.

The Vicar 's Invitation to Dinner.

"I'm tardy? Whew! I was afraid I was going to be late for school!"

'Sorry I'm late - I couldn't stop doing things with it!'

Your talk of promptness seems to have worked - everybody was out of here by one minute after five.

'Any chance of getting your alarm clock fixed?

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

'Sir, that efficiency expert you hired called -- he said he'll be five hours late.

'Sorry I'm late.'

'Time manager'

"So we`re going out and you haven`t even bothered to change?"

Big Ben

"Help! Set me free!"

"Sorry I'm late. I took the stairs."

'I'm not late. Everyone learns at their own speed.'

"You arrive early, You work hard, You stay focused. What's your game?"

'Anyone can get to school on time if he tries hard enough, Eddie.'

If you should be in this meeting, but are reading this instead - you're fired!

'I've invented a device for making people late for work.'

'I've already marked you absent, Eddie. Go home.'

Late for a date,,,

'Sorry I'm late!'

"Is that a new watch?"

"The white rabbit gets fired"

'You're late for our meeting again'

'Sorry I'm late, miss. My alarm clock overslept.'

'That's Watson, away on the stroke of five as usual.'

Cuckoo flying out of its clock.

"I'm sick of hearing about unpredictable time portals and black holes. If you want to work here, you need to show up on time."

"Congratulations on your retirement Spencer. The team suggested a gold watch but I thought it more apt if I present you with the office clock you've been watching so much for the past 35 years."

"Sorry I'm late for the breakfast meeting."

"You're late."