Punctuality Paradox Gifts

'I believe in always being punctual for a date - give or take 30 minutes.'

Late BroomStick

"You keep impeccable time."

Buisnessman Of The Hour - I'd like to introduce our guest but he is 45 minutes late

"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"

The Vicar 's Invitation to Dinner.

Employee attending a breakfast meeting in his pyjamas.

"I'm tardy? Whew! I was afraid I was going to be late for school!"

Time Clock

"We were running late, so my mom faxed me to school."

'Sorry I'm late - I couldn't stop doing things with it!'

Deadlines, Inc.

Low self esteem workshop - 'You missed it. It finished two hours ago, you useless pillock.'

Your talk of promptness seems to have worked - everybody was out of here by one minute after five.

"You're late."

"Sorry we’re late, but apparently the journey of 1,000 miles begins with 'I know a shortcut around this traffic'."

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

'Any chance of getting your alarm clock fixed?

The inventor of the clock realizes his mistake

'Sorry I'm late.'

"Sorry! Traffic was awful and also I left really late."

'I'm not late. Everyone learns at their own speed.'

Internal Clocks.

Clock in, Clock out.

'Anyone can get to school on time if he tries hard enough, Eddie.'

White Rabbit leaving a 'Time Management Seminar.'

'I've already marked you absent, Eddie. Go home.'

"The white rabbit gets fired"

"Finally! I got all my deliveries done on time! I also put all the oil cans on the oil can shelves! And I actually put batteries in the battery display!"

Cuckoo flying out of its clock.

"I'm sick of hearing about unpredictable time portals and black holes. If you want to work here, you need to show up on time."

'Sorry I'm late, miss. My alarm clock overslept.'

'I've invented a device for making people late for work.'

Husband concerned about being late whilst wife has plastic surgery.