Punctuality Paradox Gifts

'I believe in always being punctual for a date - give or take 30 minutes.'

Late BroomStick

"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"

"You keep impeccable time."

Buisnessman Of The Hour - I'd like to introduce our guest but he is 45 minutes late

The Vicar 's Invitation to Dinner.

Employee attending a breakfast meeting in his pyjamas.

'Sorry I'm late - I couldn't stop doing things with it!'

"We were running late, so my mom faxed me to school."

"I'm tardy? Whew! I was afraid I was going to be late for school!"

Time Clock

Deadlines, Inc.

Low self esteem workshop - 'You missed it. It finished two hours ago, you useless pillock.'

Your talk of promptness seems to have worked - everybody was out of here by one minute after five.

"Sorry we’re late, but apparently the journey of 1,000 miles begins with 'I know a shortcut around this traffic'."

'Any chance of getting your alarm clock fixed?

"You're late."

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

The inventor of the clock realizes his mistake

'Sorry I'm late.'

"Sorry I'm late. I took the stairs."

"Sorry! Traffic was awful and also I left really late."

'I'm not late. Everyone learns at their own speed.'

Clock in, Clock out.

'Anyone can get to school on time if he tries hard enough, Eddie.'

Internal Clocks.

Cuckoo flying out of its clock.

'Sorry I'm late, miss. My alarm clock overslept.'

9:15. Sorry I'm late -- I had to floss.

'I've already marked you absent, Eddie. Go home.'

'I've invented a device for making people late for work.'

"I'm sick of hearing about unpredictable time portals and black holes. If you want to work here, you need to show up on time."

"Finally! I got all my deliveries done on time! I also put all the oil cans on the oil can shelves! And I actually put batteries in the battery display!"

"The white rabbit gets fired"

Husband concerned about being late whilst wife has plastic surgery.