Punctuality Panic Gifts

'... I know. But if I'd taken the time to put them on, I would've missed my bus.'

'Well, Hawkins, I see you made it to work on time.'

Late BroomStick

"You keep impeccable time."

Buisnessman Of The Hour - I'd like to introduce our guest but he is 45 minutes late

"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"

"I'll be a bit late... sorry."

The Vicar 's Invitation to Dinner.

'Time management seminar. Start: five-ish.'

The Graveyard of Past Deadlines

Employee attending a breakfast meeting in his pyjamas.

"I'm tardy? Whew! I was afraid I was going to be late for school!"

'Sorry I'm late - I couldn't stop doing things with it!'

Time Clock

Deadlines, Inc.

Low self esteem workshop - 'You missed it. It finished two hours ago, you useless pillock.'

Your talk of promptness seems to have worked - everybody was out of here by one minute after five.

"You're late."

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

'It's come to my attention that you're becoming a bit of a clock watcher.'

'Any chance of getting your alarm clock fixed?

'Sorry I'm late.'

'Time manager'

"Sorry! Traffic was awful and also I left really late."

'I'm not late. Everyone learns at their own speed.'

'Anyone can get to school on time if he tries hard enough, Eddie.'

Internal Clocks.

Clock in, Clock out.

'I've already marked you absent, Eddie. Go home.'

"I'm sick of hearing about unpredictable time portals and black holes. If you want to work here, you need to show up on time."

Cuckoo flying out of its clock.

'Sorry I'm late, miss. My alarm clock overslept.'

9:15. Sorry I'm late -- I had to floss.

"I'm sorry - Mr Jensen is not in the office at this time."

Husband concerned about being late whilst wife has plastic surgery.