Punctuality Paradox Enthusiast Prints

'Will this take long? I'm late for a very important date.'

Buisnessman Of The Hour - I'd like to introduce our guest but he is 45 minutes late

"Sorry I'm late. I overslept." "Is that even a real word?"

Excess Baggage: When you are on a cruise and they say the ship leaves at 5:30, they really mean the ship leaves at 5:30.

The Vicar 's Invitation to Dinner.

"I'm tardy? Whew! I was afraid I was going to be late for school!"

'Sorry I'm late - I couldn't stop doing things with it!'

Your talk of promptness seems to have worked - everybody was out of here by one minute after five.

'Sir, that efficiency expert you hired called -- he said he'll be five hours late.

'Here he comes in his jimjams - cutting it fine with out breakfast today!'

'Any chance of getting your alarm clock fixed?

'Sorry I'm late.'

'Time manager'

Big Ben

"Help! Set me free!"

"So we`re going out and you haven`t even bothered to change?"

'I'm not late. Everyone learns at their own speed.'

"You arrive early, You work hard, You stay focused. What's your game?"

'Anyone can get to school on time if he tries hard enough, Eddie.'

If you should be in this meeting, but are reading this instead - you're fired!

'Sorry I'm late!'

Cuckoo flying out of its clock.

'I've already marked you absent, Eddie. Go home.'

"The white rabbit gets fired"

'You're late for our meeting again'

"Sorry I'm late for the breakfast meeting."

'That's Watson, away on the stroke of five as usual.'

Late for a date,,,

"I'm sick of hearing about unpredictable time portals and black holes. If you want to work here, you need to show up on time."

'Sorry I'm late, miss. My alarm clock overslept.'

"Congratulations on your retirement Spencer. The team suggested a gold watch but I thought it more apt if I present you with the office clock you've been watching so much for the past 35 years."

'I've invented a device for making people late for work.'

"Is that a new watch?"

"You're late."