Punchline Professor Gifts

Searching for the ideal gift for the punchline professor who loves to make everyone laugh? Our collection features clever and humorous products designed to celebrate educators with a comedic flair. Whether they teach math, literature, or any subject, these witty gifts are sure to bring a smile to their face and a chuckle to their classroom. Show appreciation for their teaching talents with a touch of humor that matches their creative spirit.

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"...so he comes back into the room, he turns around, he puts the chicken on the table and he says, "All right, potassium chloride.""

"...so he comes back into the room, he turns around, he puts the chicken on the table and he says, "All right, potassium chloride."" mockup

"...so he comes back into the room, he turns around, he puts the chicken on the table and he says, "All right, potassium chloride.""

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Snowprov

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'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

'And when did you have your last owl movement?' mockup

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

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"Someone throw him a punchline!"

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'It's good to see you, Mr. McWit, but you do realize that today is neither Christmas or Easter?'

'It's good to see you, Mr. McWit, but you do realize that today is neither Christmas or Easter?' mockup

'It's good to see you, Mr. McWit, but you do realize that today is neither Christmas or Easter?'

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"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout." mockup

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

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"I'm an ass is half-full kind of donkey."

"I'm an ass is half-full kind of donkey." mockup

"I'm an ass is half-full kind of donkey."

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'DO you know what time we start here?' mockup

'DO you know what time we start here?'

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"I see you naked. A beautiful young woman is leaning over you... Oh, hang on. She's performing your autopsy."

"I see you naked. A beautiful young woman is leaning over you... Oh, hang on. She's performing your autopsy." mockup

"I see you naked. A beautiful young woman is leaning over you... Oh, hang on. She's performing your autopsy."

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Minutes Later The Course Of Comedy Would Be Changed Forever.

Minutes Later The Course Of Comedy Would Be Changed Forever. mockup

Minutes Later The Course Of Comedy Would Be Changed Forever.

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"I was really impressed by the way you sent back the wine, though it did come in second to the waiter's uppercut."

"I was really impressed by the way you sent back the wine, though it did come in second to the waiter's uppercut." mockup

"I was really impressed by the way you sent back the wine, though it did come in second to the waiter's uppercut."

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Chicken: the one-man show

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'That was Mr.Osgood, sir. He's just made his final payment.'

'That was Mr.Osgood, sir. He's just made his final payment.' mockup

'That was Mr.Osgood, sir. He's just made his final payment.'

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"Seriously, the way you rasied me it's no wonder I can't get a gig in a real night club."

"Seriously, the way you rasied me it's no wonder I can't get a gig in a real night club." mockup

"Seriously, the way you rasied me it's no wonder I can't get a gig in a real night club."

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"Just be happy you're getting in, worry about your hair later."

"Just be happy you're getting in, worry about your hair later." mockup

"Just be happy you're getting in, worry about your hair later."

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Comedy Rule

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"It's easy to test yourself. Go to sleep at night and if you wake up alive the next morning, you didn't die of Corona overnight."

"It's easy to test yourself. Go to sleep at night and if you wake up alive the next morning, you didn't die of Corona overnight." mockup

"It's easy to test yourself. Go to sleep at night and if you wake up alive the next morning, you didn't die of Corona overnight."

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'You're trying to find yourself? -- No offense, but if I were you, I'd look for somebody ELSE.'

'You're trying to find yourself? -- No offense, but if I were you, I'd look for somebody ELSE.' mockup

'You're trying to find yourself? -- No offense, but if I were you, I'd look for somebody ELSE.'

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'Wow...This could be the beginning of a fantastic career...A sales coach is waiting for you. He wants to hire you as a bad example.'

'Wow...This could be the beginning of a fantastic career...A sales coach is waiting for you. He wants to hire you as a bad example.' mockup

'Wow...This could be the beginning of a fantastic career...A sales coach is waiting for you. He wants to hire you as a bad example.'

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"Please tell the king I've remembered the punchline."

"Please tell the king I've remembered the punchline." mockup

"Please tell the king I've remembered the punchline."

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'Don't get up until nine.' - 'What time is it now?'

'Don't get up until nine.' - 'What time is it now?' mockup

'Don't get up until nine.' - 'What time is it now?'

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'But your advert said, Fantastic view.' - 'She's out right now.'

'But your advert said, Fantastic view.' - 'She's out right now.' mockup

'But your advert said, Fantastic view.' - 'She's out right now.'

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"...And I don't want any resentments just because someone hits below the belt..."

"...And I don't want any resentments just because someone hits below the belt..." mockup

"...And I don't want any resentments just because someone hits below the belt..."

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"Your early stuff was funnier."

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'Sorry, your resume isn't funny enough.'

'Sorry, your resume isn't funny enough.' mockup

'Sorry, your resume isn't funny enough.'

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'I gave him the old one-two, but then he gave me three, four, five, six, seven and eight!'

'I gave him the old one-two, but then he gave me three, four, five, six, seven and eight!' mockup

'I gave him the old one-two, but then he gave me three, four, five, six, seven and eight!'

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Bucky's dream of becoming a stand-up comedian ended abruptly the very first time he stepped into the spotlight.

Bucky's dream of becoming a stand-up comedian ended abruptly the very first time he stepped into the spotlight. mockup

Bucky's dream of becoming a stand-up comedian ended abruptly the very first time he stepped into the spotlight.

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'You had a lunch date, but I cancelled it because it was your turn to pay.'

'You had a lunch date, but I cancelled it because it was your turn to pay.' mockup

'You had a lunch date, but I cancelled it because it was your turn to pay.'

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"I want to be a stand up comic, but life's not crap enough."

"I want to be a stand up comic, but life's not crap enough." mockup

"I want to be a stand up comic, but life's not crap enough."

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"Ladies and gentlemen, I've been wonderful, you've been the audience - goodnight!"

"Ladies and gentlemen, I've been wonderful, you've been the audience - goodnight!" mockup

"Ladies and gentlemen, I've been wonderful, you've been the audience - goodnight!"

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Punchline Professor Gifts Collection

Punchline Professor Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs perfect for punchline professors—funny, clever, and sure to start their day with a laugh.

Punchline Professor Pillows

Find humorous pillows that add a splash of wit to any classroom or home—with clever sayings fitting for the punchline professor.

Punchline Professor Prints

Browse humorous and inspiring prints that celebrate the punchline professor’s love of teaching and comedy. Perfect for classroom or office decor.

Punchline Professor T-Shirts

Discover witty t-shirts designed for punchline professors—showcasing their humor and teaching pride in style and comfort.