Punchline Pro Gifts

Searching for the perfect gift for the punchline pro? Our collection features smart, witty designs on mugs, t-shirts, pillows, and prints—ideal for those who craft the perfect punchline and love a good laugh. Celebrate their creative humor with clever visuals and funny quotes that truly speak to their comedic spirit. Whether it’s for a stand-up comedian, a comedy writer, or anyone with a quick wit, these products are sure to bring a smile and a chuckle.

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Clancy:Survey Question

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'It's good to see you, Mr. McWit, but you do realize that today is neither Christmas or Easter?'

'It's good to see you, Mr. McWit, but you do realize that today is neither Christmas or Easter?' mockup

'It's good to see you, Mr. McWit, but you do realize that today is neither Christmas or Easter?'

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"You can't go on because you're 'feeling funny'? In your case it's so rare, make the most of it!"

"You can't go on because you're 'feeling funny'? In your case it's so rare, make the most of it!" mockup

"You can't go on because you're 'feeling funny'? In your case it's so rare, make the most of it!"

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"My computer has a virus. I'm calling in sick."

"My computer has a virus. I'm calling in sick." mockup

"My computer has a virus. I'm calling in sick."

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Snowprov

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'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

'And when did you have your last owl movement?' mockup

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

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"Someone throw him a punchline!"

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"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout." mockup

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

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'This New Year you will be bathed in a sea of cash!...Hand on...Sorry. This New Year you will need a flea bath for some sort of rash.'

'This New Year you will be bathed in a sea of cash!...Hand on...Sorry. This New Year you will need a flea bath for some sort of rash.' mockup

'This New Year you will be bathed in a sea of cash!...Hand on...Sorry. This New Year you will need a flea bath for some sort of rash.'

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"I see you naked. A beautiful young woman is leaning over you... Oh, hang on. She's performing your autopsy."

"I see you naked. A beautiful young woman is leaning over you... Oh, hang on. She's performing your autopsy." mockup

"I see you naked. A beautiful young woman is leaning over you... Oh, hang on. She's performing your autopsy."

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'DO you know what time we start here?' mockup

'DO you know what time we start here?'

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"Smite him, my son!"

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"I was really impressed by the way you sent back the wine, though it did come in second to the waiter's uppercut."

"I was really impressed by the way you sent back the wine, though it did come in second to the waiter's uppercut." mockup

"I was really impressed by the way you sent back the wine, though it did come in second to the waiter's uppercut."

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Minutes Later The Course Of Comedy Would Be Changed Forever.

Minutes Later The Course Of Comedy Would Be Changed Forever. mockup

Minutes Later The Course Of Comedy Would Be Changed Forever.

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Chicken: the one-man show

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'That was Mr.Osgood, sir. He's just made his final payment.'

'That was Mr.Osgood, sir. He's just made his final payment.' mockup

'That was Mr.Osgood, sir. He's just made his final payment.'

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Comedy Rule

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"Just be happy you're getting in, worry about your hair later."

"Just be happy you're getting in, worry about your hair later." mockup

"Just be happy you're getting in, worry about your hair later."

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"Seriously, the way you rasied me it's no wonder I can't get a gig in a real night club."

"Seriously, the way you rasied me it's no wonder I can't get a gig in a real night club." mockup

"Seriously, the way you rasied me it's no wonder I can't get a gig in a real night club."

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"It's easy to test yourself. Go to sleep at night and if you wake up alive the next morning, you didn't die of Corona overnight."

"It's easy to test yourself. Go to sleep at night and if you wake up alive the next morning, you didn't die of Corona overnight." mockup

"It's easy to test yourself. Go to sleep at night and if you wake up alive the next morning, you didn't die of Corona overnight."

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'You're trying to find yourself? -- No offense, but if I were you, I'd look for somebody ELSE.'

'You're trying to find yourself? -- No offense, but if I were you, I'd look for somebody ELSE.' mockup

'You're trying to find yourself? -- No offense, but if I were you, I'd look for somebody ELSE.'

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'Wow...This could be the beginning of a fantastic career...A sales coach is waiting for you. He wants to hire you as a bad example.'

'Wow...This could be the beginning of a fantastic career...A sales coach is waiting for you. He wants to hire you as a bad example.' mockup

'Wow...This could be the beginning of a fantastic career...A sales coach is waiting for you. He wants to hire you as a bad example.'

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"...And I don't want any resentments just because someone hits below the belt..."

"...And I don't want any resentments just because someone hits below the belt..." mockup

"...And I don't want any resentments just because someone hits below the belt..."

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'Sorry, your resume isn't funny enough.'

'Sorry, your resume isn't funny enough.' mockup

'Sorry, your resume isn't funny enough.'

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"Your early stuff was funnier."

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"Please tell the king I've remembered the punchline."

"Please tell the king I've remembered the punchline." mockup

"Please tell the king I've remembered the punchline."

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'But your advert said, Fantastic view.' - 'She's out right now.'

'But your advert said, Fantastic view.' - 'She's out right now.' mockup

'But your advert said, Fantastic view.' - 'She's out right now.'

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'Don't get up until nine.' - 'What time is it now?'

'Don't get up until nine.' - 'What time is it now?' mockup

'Don't get up until nine.' - 'What time is it now?'

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'I gave him the old one-two, but then he gave me three, four, five, six, seven and eight!'

'I gave him the old one-two, but then he gave me three, four, five, six, seven and eight!' mockup

'I gave him the old one-two, but then he gave me three, four, five, six, seven and eight!'

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Bucky's dream of becoming a stand-up comedian ended abruptly the very first time he stepped into the spotlight.

Bucky's dream of becoming a stand-up comedian ended abruptly the very first time he stepped into the spotlight. mockup

Bucky's dream of becoming a stand-up comedian ended abruptly the very first time he stepped into the spotlight.

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"I want to be a stand up comic, but life's not crap enough."

"I want to be a stand up comic, but life's not crap enough." mockup

"I want to be a stand up comic, but life's not crap enough."

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"That wasn't very funny!"

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'You had a lunch date, but I cancelled it because it was your turn to pay.'

'You had a lunch date, but I cancelled it because it was your turn to pay.' mockup

'You had a lunch date, but I cancelled it because it was your turn to pay.'

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Punchline Pro Gifts Collection

Punchline Pro Mugs

Looking for more clever gift ideas? Explore our punchline pro collection on mugs for witty, laugh-out-loud designs.

Punchline Pro Pillows

Add a touch of comedy to their home with pillows featuring humorous punchlines and creative illustrations.

Punchline Pro Prints

Decorate their space with prints that capture the essence of a punchline pro's clever humor—ideal for any comedy lover.

Punchline Pro T-Shirts

Discover our punchline pro t-shirts—perfect for showcasing your loved one's quick wit and sharp humor.