Punchline Pilot Gifts

Searching for a gift that honors the punchline pilot? Explore our collection of clever, humorous, and creatively designed items perfect for those who craft the funniest punchlines and love to keep the laughs flying. Whether they’re a comedian, writer, or just someone with a sharp wit, find a gift that celebrates their humor and creative spirit.

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Snowprov

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'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

'And when did you have your last owl movement?' mockup

'And when did you have your last owl movement?'

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"Someone throw him a punchline!"

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'It's good to see you, Mr. McWit, but you do realize that today is neither Christmas or Easter?'

'It's good to see you, Mr. McWit, but you do realize that today is neither Christmas or Easter?' mockup

'It's good to see you, Mr. McWit, but you do realize that today is neither Christmas or Easter?'

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"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout." mockup

"That's actually my phone. When I answer my calls I get a little bit of a workout."

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'This New Year you will be bathed in a sea of cash!...Hand on...Sorry. This New Year you will need a flea bath for some sort of rash.'

'This New Year you will be bathed in a sea of cash!...Hand on...Sorry. This New Year you will need a flea bath for some sort of rash.' mockup

'This New Year you will be bathed in a sea of cash!...Hand on...Sorry. This New Year you will need a flea bath for some sort of rash.'

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"I'm an ass is half-full kind of donkey."

"I'm an ass is half-full kind of donkey." mockup

"I'm an ass is half-full kind of donkey."

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'DO you know what time we start here?' mockup

'DO you know what time we start here?'

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"I see you naked. A beautiful young woman is leaning over you... Oh, hang on. She's performing your autopsy."

"I see you naked. A beautiful young woman is leaning over you... Oh, hang on. She's performing your autopsy." mockup

"I see you naked. A beautiful young woman is leaning over you... Oh, hang on. She's performing your autopsy."

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"I was really impressed by the way you sent back the wine, though it did come in second to the waiter's uppercut."

"I was really impressed by the way you sent back the wine, though it did come in second to the waiter's uppercut." mockup

"I was really impressed by the way you sent back the wine, though it did come in second to the waiter's uppercut."

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Minutes Later The Course Of Comedy Would Be Changed Forever.

Minutes Later The Course Of Comedy Would Be Changed Forever. mockup

Minutes Later The Course Of Comedy Would Be Changed Forever.

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"Smite him, my son!"

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Chicken: the one-man show

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'That was Mr.Osgood, sir. He's just made his final payment.'

'That was Mr.Osgood, sir. He's just made his final payment.' mockup

'That was Mr.Osgood, sir. He's just made his final payment.'

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"Seriously, the way you rasied me it's no wonder I can't get a gig in a real night club."

"Seriously, the way you rasied me it's no wonder I can't get a gig in a real night club." mockup

"Seriously, the way you rasied me it's no wonder I can't get a gig in a real night club."

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Comedy Rule

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"Just be happy you're getting in, worry about your hair later."

"Just be happy you're getting in, worry about your hair later." mockup

"Just be happy you're getting in, worry about your hair later."

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"It's easy to test yourself. Go to sleep at night and if you wake up alive the next morning, you didn't die of Corona overnight."

"It's easy to test yourself. Go to sleep at night and if you wake up alive the next morning, you didn't die of Corona overnight." mockup

"It's easy to test yourself. Go to sleep at night and if you wake up alive the next morning, you didn't die of Corona overnight."

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'You're trying to find yourself? -- No offense, but if I were you, I'd look for somebody ELSE.'

'You're trying to find yourself? -- No offense, but if I were you, I'd look for somebody ELSE.' mockup

'You're trying to find yourself? -- No offense, but if I were you, I'd look for somebody ELSE.'

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'Wow...This could be the beginning of a fantastic career...A sales coach is waiting for you. He wants to hire you as a bad example.'

'Wow...This could be the beginning of a fantastic career...A sales coach is waiting for you. He wants to hire you as a bad example.' mockup

'Wow...This could be the beginning of a fantastic career...A sales coach is waiting for you. He wants to hire you as a bad example.'

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"Your early stuff was funnier."

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'I gave him the old one-two, but then he gave me three, four, five, six, seven and eight!'

'I gave him the old one-two, but then he gave me three, four, five, six, seven and eight!' mockup

'I gave him the old one-two, but then he gave me three, four, five, six, seven and eight!'

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'But your advert said, Fantastic view.' - 'She's out right now.'

'But your advert said, Fantastic view.' - 'She's out right now.' mockup

'But your advert said, Fantastic view.' - 'She's out right now.'

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'Sorry, your resume isn't funny enough.'

'Sorry, your resume isn't funny enough.' mockup

'Sorry, your resume isn't funny enough.'

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"...And I don't want any resentments just because someone hits below the belt..."

"...And I don't want any resentments just because someone hits below the belt..." mockup

"...And I don't want any resentments just because someone hits below the belt..."

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'Don't get up until nine.' - 'What time is it now?'

'Don't get up until nine.' - 'What time is it now?' mockup

'Don't get up until nine.' - 'What time is it now?'

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Bucky's dream of becoming a stand-up comedian ended abruptly the very first time he stepped into the spotlight.

Bucky's dream of becoming a stand-up comedian ended abruptly the very first time he stepped into the spotlight. mockup

Bucky's dream of becoming a stand-up comedian ended abruptly the very first time he stepped into the spotlight.

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'You had a lunch date, but I cancelled it because it was your turn to pay.'

'You had a lunch date, but I cancelled it because it was your turn to pay.' mockup

'You had a lunch date, but I cancelled it because it was your turn to pay.'

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"I want to be a stand up comic, but life's not crap enough."

"I want to be a stand up comic, but life's not crap enough." mockup

"I want to be a stand up comic, but life's not crap enough."

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Punchline Pilot Gifts Collection

Punchline Pilot Mugs

Explore our collection of punchline pilot mugs, and find the perfect humorous gift that keeps the laughs brewing each morning.

Punchline Pilot Pillows

Add humor and personality to any room with our punchline pilot pillows, crafted to celebrate their clever sense of fun.

Punchline Pilot Prints

Discover our punchline pilot prints—perfect for inspiring laughter and adding a clever touch to any wall or creative space.

Punchline Pilot T-Shirts

Check out our witty punchline pilot t-shirts—ideal for showcasing their sharp humor and making a statement wherever they go.