Punching Power Analyst T-Shirts

'The champ has absolutely no respect for his opponent's punching power.'

"Welcome to the future"

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

'But he's supposed to tell everyone how much you weigh! '

'Relax, Wilson-I'm just off to the loo.'

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

"I should like to propose a bonanza for the rich."

"Nothing personal, I just wanted to see if I still had it."

Boxing Trainer: 'And watch out for this fella. He has a huge Left Hook.'

"Try a new tactic, punch back."

I would love to learn Karate, but Dad insists I do Boxing instead: He says I have natural disposition for it...

Trump's Speechwriters

Attorney Punching Bag

'Look at it this way...you're like a big pop star! The hits just keep on coming!'

Ask me about my uppercut.

'He has a great left hook,'

Cat boxer

'I think things went wrong for me in the fifth round.' 'In hindsight, was that a good time to begin meditating?'

EU-budget fight

'I've gone over the fight tapes and I think I've pinpointed your weakness.'

'Watch out for the ole one, two, three, four!'

"Sorry, I'm the Amazing People Watcher. I'm going all I can."

"I feel unaccountably happy today. I think I'll celebrate by starting one of those petty workplace power struggles that give my life such meaning!"

Justice and money

'I've gone over the fight tapes and I think I've pinpointed your weakness.'

'Well, the toughest part of the fight is over . . . getting though the hostile crowd.'

A smiling woman wearing boxing gloves

"Until you've abused it, you've never really tasted power."

'I'm making a fortune. I tell everyone the punch is full of antioxidants.'

'Joe Louis was right - you can run, but you can't hide.'

“At this point, your only chance is to threaten him with legal action.”

"You in the back row. Is that a forced, fake laugh I'm hearing?"

"I know, it's hideous! But I did a hell of a lot of sky punching during the World Cup and now I'm stuck with it."

"Good. Now punch in your password."