Punching Power Analyst T-Shirts

'The champ has absolutely no respect for his opponent's punching power.'

"Welcome to the future"

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

'But he's supposed to tell everyone how much you weigh! '

'I can't believe this.. biggest fight of my life, and I forget to pack a wallop.'

'Relax, Wilson-I'm just off to the loo.'

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

"I should like to propose a bonanza for the rich."

"Nothing personal, I just wanted to see if I still had it."

"Try a new tactic, punch back."

Boxing Trainer: 'And watch out for this fella. He has a huge Left Hook.'

I would love to learn Karate, but Dad insists I do Boxing instead: He says I have natural disposition for it...

Attorney Punching Bag

Trump's Speechwriters

Cat boxer

'I think things went wrong for me in the fifth round.' 'In hindsight, was that a good time to begin meditating?'

'He has a great left hook,'

EU-budget fight

"I feel unaccountably happy today. I think I'll celebrate by starting one of those petty workplace power struggles that give my life such meaning!"

'Watch out for the ole one, two, three, four!'

'I've gone over the fight tapes and I think I've pinpointed your weakness.'

"Sorry, I'm the Amazing People Watcher. I'm going all I can."

Justice and money

'I've gone over the fight tapes and I think I've pinpointed your weakness.'

"Until you've abused it, you've never really tasted power."

'Well, the toughest part of the fight is over . . . getting though the hostile crowd.'

A smiling woman wearing boxing gloves

'I'm making a fortune. I tell everyone the punch is full of antioxidants.'

'Joe Louis was right - you can run, but you can't hide.'

"I know, it's hideous! But I did a hell of a lot of sky punching during the World Cup and now I'm stuck with it."

'Have you noticed, he's all left hook?'

“At this point, your only chance is to threaten him with legal action.”

"The bigger your binder, the greater your power."