Punching Bag Punisher Mugs

'Boss, come here quick!'

Stop and Birch

"That's an everblue."

'I was fixin' to fill you full o' lead, Clanton, but it looks like that there stalactite done the job for me!'

Well, since your sentence is only for five years, you might as well go on home now.

Are you guilty or not guilty? What happens if I plead guilty?

'The hard time isn't so bad, but that community service is murder!'

Cat boxer

Ask me about my uppercut.

EU-budget fight

I'm afraid I'm going to have to disciplines you, counselor. No problem, your honor. I just happen to have some furry handcuffs in my pocket.

'OK champ, remember this guy is supposed to have a big left.'

"Worms."

Bureaucracy.

'I've gone over the fight tapes and I think I've pinpointed your weakness.'

"Today's special: Passwords"

'Oh good! I hate long lines.'

"I'd like to let you go, Willy, but this is your third offense."

'Well, the toughest part of the fight is over . . . getting though the hostile crowd.'

The knockout

Astronaut hammers his pc onto desk.

"We ned to do something about excessive admin...I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

Those who say you can make order out of chaos are lousy at anagrams.

"Good. Now punch in your password."

"It's the paperwork you need to complete to prove that you're committing your time to focusing on your client's needs."

If you're concerned about the amount of paperwork you have to do then fill out a C-435d complaints about paperwork form and I'll have a look at it!

'Try to stay away from the referee's left jab!'

He was always losing it.

Biden's great challenge.

'Thanks to an administrative error, Zeke was sentenced to the electric blanket.'

'It all began when they exchange pleasantries.'

'Clear your desk. You're fired!'

"Do you know how much damage all these plastic bags are doing to our planet?" "I've got a great idea. Eat all your stuff right here in the store."

"And for my next trick, I shall attempt to open a supermarket carrier bag without losing my temper."

"It's a questionnaire for you to fill-in on how to cut back on unnecessary bureaucracy."