Punch Bag Professional Mugs

He was always losing it.

Snowprov

'It's good to see you, Mr. McWit, but you do realize that today is neither Christmas or Easter?'

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

'But he's supposed to tell everyone how much you weigh! '

"What kind of 'best friend' expects you to pick up their sh*t?"

"YAY! FREE SHIPPING!"

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

Attorney Punching Bag

"Try a new tactic, punch back."

I would love to learn Karate, but Dad insists I do Boxing instead: He says I have natural disposition for it...

Boxing Trainer: 'And watch out for this fella. He has a huge Left Hook.'

'He has a great left hook,'

'We could have saved an awful lot of bother and just given him a shot a hole.'

Cat boxer

'OK champ, remember this guy is supposed to have a big left.'

"You can't go on because you're 'feeling funny'? In your case it's so rare, make the most of it!"

'I've gone over the fight tapes and I think I've pinpointed your weakness.'

"Cool! The boss just fist bumped me!"

The knockout

'Let's take a break and go laugh at customers in the produce section trying to open those little plastic bags.'

'Well, the toughest part of the fight is over . . . getting though the hostile crowd.'

'I need 1000 bucks to tide me over until my ship comes in!'

"My computer has a virus. I'm calling in sick."

'Boss, come here quick!'

Clancy:Survey Question

'I'm making a fortune. I tell everyone the punch is full of antioxidants.'

'Joe Louis was right - you can run, but you can't hide.'

Out of work baker - I knead your dough.

"Good. Now punch in your password."

'Have you noticed, he's all left hook?'

'I think his hand's getting sore.'

'Mom always packs great lunches at the beginning of the year.'