Punch Bag Professional Gifts

He was always losing it.

Snowprov

'It's good to see you, Mr. McWit, but you do realize that today is neither Christmas or Easter?'

'I'd better make a note of your blood group...'

'But he's supposed to tell everyone how much you weigh! '

"YAY! FREE SHIPPING!"

"What kind of 'best friend' expects you to pick up their sh*t?"

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

"Try a new tactic, punch back."

Attorney Punching Bag

I would love to learn Karate, but Dad insists I do Boxing instead: He says I have natural disposition for it...

Boxing Trainer: 'And watch out for this fella. He has a huge Left Hook.'

'He has a great left hook,'

Cat boxer

Ask me about my uppercut.

'Look at it this way...you're like a big pop star! The hits just keep on coming!'

'We could have saved an awful lot of bother and just given him a shot a hole.'

'I've gone over the fight tapes and I think I've pinpointed your weakness.'

"You can't go on because you're 'feeling funny'? In your case it's so rare, make the most of it!"

'OK champ, remember this guy is supposed to have a big left.'

The knockout

'Let's take a break and go laugh at customers in the produce section trying to open those little plastic bags.'

'I need 1000 bucks to tide me over until my ship comes in!'

'Well, the toughest part of the fight is over . . . getting though the hostile crowd.'

"Cool! The boss just fist bumped me!"

"My computer has a virus. I'm calling in sick."

'Boss, come here quick!'

Clancy:Survey Question

'I'm making a fortune. I tell everyone the punch is full of antioxidants.'

'Joe Louis was right - you can run, but you can't hide.'

'Have you noticed, he's all left hook?'

"Good. Now punch in your password."

Out of work baker - I knead your dough.

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'I think his hand's getting sore.'