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'Boss, come here quick!'

Stop and Birch

Well, since your sentence is only for five years, you might as well go on home now.

Are you guilty or not guilty? What happens if I plead guilty?

'The hard time isn't so bad, but that community service is murder!'

Cat boxer

EU-budget fight

"Worms."

'OK champ, remember this guy is supposed to have a big left.'

Bureaucracy.

'I've gone over the fight tapes and I think I've pinpointed your weakness.'

The knockout

'Oh good! I hate long lines.'

Astronaut hammers his pc onto desk.

'Well, the toughest part of the fight is over . . . getting though the hostile crowd.'

"I'd like to let you go, Willy, but this is your third offense."

"Today's special: Passwords"

"We ned to do something about excessive admin...I want you to fill out one of these forms every time you think you're doing some."

"Good. Now punch in your password."

"It's the paperwork you need to complete to prove that you're committing your time to focusing on your client's needs."

If you're concerned about the amount of paperwork you have to do then fill out a C-435d complaints about paperwork form and I'll have a look at it!

'Try to stay away from the referee's left jab!'

Biden's great challenge.

He was always losing it.

'Thanks to an administrative error, Zeke was sentenced to the electric blanket.'

'It all began when they exchange pleasantries.'

'Clear your desk. You're fired!'

"Do you know how much damage all these plastic bags are doing to our planet?" "I've got a great idea. Eat all your stuff right here in the store."

"And for my next trick, I shall attempt to open a supermarket carrier bag without losing my temper."

I'm going to close my eyes and cover my ears. I expect the student who took my chair, desk and chalkboard to bring them back.

"It's a questionnaire for you to fill-in on how to cut back on unnecessary bureaucracy."