Pumpkin Farmer Gifts

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

Pumpkin patch

Halloween may be a little different this year.

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

'Chicken Farms - Pecking Order'

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

Where Deviled Eggs come from

'Superstock'

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

'Can he come out and play?'

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

Midnight Basketball

'It doesn't say what she had for dessert on Thanksgiving. It just says she made a coach out of her pumpkin.'

Old Joe the gardener was begining to regret the fact he'd bought last year's pumpkin seeds on Halloween!

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"Why have you called him ballpoint?"

'First give me the food - then you get the egg.'

'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'

'And you thought you grew big pumpkins.'

'I admire your can-cock-a-doodle-do attitude.'

"I've had 720 children. I hope they're all doing well."

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

"Shouldn't there be some sort of pecking order around here?"

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

'This is taking too long - we'll have to induce hatching.'

"My Mom says that's what happens if you eat too much Halloween candy."

"You knew I was a migratory bird when you married."

"Are you outta your gourd?!!"

"I've just overheard the doctor say the farmer has the flu! We all know what that means: chicken soup!"

Dr. Frankenstein makes the battery hen