Pumpkin Farmer Pillows

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

"It's how he would have wanted to go."

Pumpkin patch

Halloween may be a little different this year.

"I'm spooked - they don't want candy, they want ice water!"

Woodpecker carving pumpkins

'Chicken Farms - Pecking Order'

"I'm actually pretty ready for bed."

'Halloween is just around the corner, kids. Have you decided what are you going to wear?'

Where Deviled Eggs come from

'Superstock'

"I can assure you ladies all our eggs come from free range chickens."

'Can he come out and play?'

'She looks just like you when you were that age.'

'First give me the food - then you get the egg.'

Old Joe the gardener was begining to regret the fact he'd bought last year's pumpkin seeds on Halloween!

"Why have you called him ballpoint?"

This Halloween, use props to create a unique jack-o-lanern. Fitness buffs might like a jumping jack. Or you could carve a lumberjack. In colder climates, Jack Frost might be a nice choice. And for something functional, build a jack!

'It doesn't say what she had for dessert on Thanksgiving. It just says she made a coach out of her pumpkin.'

Midnight Basketball

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How was the Halloween party? Who was there? It was fun, except the Zombie didn't talk to anybody. The Grim Reaper was a real killjoy, and the jack-o-lantern made a fool of himself -- by the end of the evening he was smashed. Did the Black Cat or the Ghost attend? I crossed paths with a black cat but I don't know if the Ghost came to the party. All night it felt like he was right there but I never actually saw him!

'In celebration of Thanksgiving, this week's pie charts are all pumpkin flavored!'

"Our seasonal special is spiced pumpkin apple butternut squash ale. Would you like that in a frosted mug or over ice cream?"

'And you thought you grew big pumpkins.'

"Shouldn't there be some sort of pecking order around here?"

"I've had 720 children. I hope they're all doing well."

'I admire your can-cock-a-doodle-do attitude.'

Happy Halloween. Something's different about her. It's boo!-tox. Every Halloween its the same thing. They take candy off the house and never come to the door. That careless jerk almost trampled me! What was it? The "Heedless" Horseman! I know it's just toilet paper, but as a mummy it still gives me the creeps!

"Yeah, our garden is always a mess: We can't stop ourselves foraging for worms..."

'This is taking too long - we'll have to induce hatching.'

"My Mom says that's what happens if you eat too much Halloween candy."

"Are you outta your gourd?!!"

"You knew I was a migratory bird when you married."

"Gesundtheit, Dear."