Puffy Shape Aficionados Gifts

"You look like a face, she looks like a heart... How come I always have to look like rain?"

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

Judge getting hair done.

'Man in suit wears tie in shape of a pencil.'

The farmer says one of his cows are missing, mind if we take a look around

"Got outta jury duty!"

'What do you think? Edible nail polish.'

'I'm terribly sorry, I've forgotten my fluffy pencil case!'

Down at the Local Baa-Baa Shop

"The individual cheese slice. Oddly, not the first choice for the truly individual."

'George has decided to wear his electric blanket all the time.'

Kangaroo Pocket

'So you got the endorsement contract?'

"Look at his cilia! He's such a hippy!"

Eccentric clothing may tend to interfere with play.

"Where do you get such nice fruit this time of year?"

'Please tell me that suit is flammable.'

Teacup

'You can't get by on fluffiness forever!'

'You can't get by on fluffiness forever!'

'I didn't have time to do my laundry last night, sir, so I just wore sticky notes today.'

"Gary's going out with a right tasty bit of skirt."

"No reason to fear the reaper now!"

Woman Sheep Knitting from her Husband.

Dog thinking about attacking a stole.

'I don't know if Land of the Amazon Women was such a great place to open a tie shop.'

"That one, and that little one too. My word, they all look just like me!"

'Really? You're a fashion designer for hospital gowns? What a fascinating career!'

'Home?'

I hope no worms were hurt in the production of these!

'Thunderbird Reserve? If I had known, I would have worn a fresh garbage bag.'

"Spud, a few of the lads would like a word."

"I see an accident and a trip to the hospital. Lucky for you, I also sell clean underwear."

"Wearing a thong out in public...DISCUSTING!"