Puffy Shape Aficionados Mugs

"You look like a face, she looks like a heart... How come I always have to look like rain?"

Owner Looks Like Poodle.

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

Judge getting hair done.

'Man in suit wears tie in shape of a pencil.'

The farmer says one of his cows are missing, mind if we take a look around

'What do you think? Edible nail polish.'

"Got outta jury duty!"

'I'm terribly sorry, I've forgotten my fluffy pencil case!'

'George has decided to wear his electric blanket all the time.'

"The individual cheese slice. Oddly, not the first choice for the truly individual."

Kangaroo Pocket

"Where do you get such nice fruit this time of year?"

"Look at his cilia! He's such a hippy!"

'So you got the endorsement contract?'

Eccentric clothing may tend to interfere with play.

Teacup

'Please tell me that suit is flammable.'

'You can't get by on fluffiness forever!'

'You can't get by on fluffiness forever!'

'I didn't have time to do my laundry last night, sir, so I just wore sticky notes today.'

"Gary's going out with a right tasty bit of skirt."

"No reason to fear the reaper now!"

Dog thinking about attacking a stole.

"That one, and that little one too. My word, they all look just like me!"

'I don't know if Land of the Amazon Women was such a great place to open a tie shop.'

'Thunderbird Reserve? If I had known, I would have worn a fresh garbage bag.'

I hope no worms were hurt in the production of these!

'Home?'

"Spud, a few of the lads would like a word."

"I see an accident and a trip to the hospital. Lucky for you, I also sell clean underwear."

Socks and sandals. Look bad for less.