Puffing Pensioner Gifts

A good smoke matters more than making it another year.

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

"Sounds like cracked ribs. Try loosening your belt."

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

'It's another squirrel - from the park. I warned you not to start feeding them.'

Clown walking his balloon dog.

To make taking their daily array of medicines more fun, many seniors are using the new Pill-A-Pult.

'It's my own fault, I encouraged him to give up cigarettes in favour of a pipe. It was while we were on holiday in the Swiss Alps!'

'I'm all in.'

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!

'... Geez! This guy's got the poker face from hell.'

"Look, Honey! No teeth!"

A moment with retired entomologist, Norman 'the torch' Walthrop.

"Show-off!"

Goodbye Party Today - Prof Whiley is Retiring to Spend More Time with his Inner Child.

"Since Ronnie retired, I like to keep him busy with plenty of activities."

A Bluffalo

'Second childhood menu, please!'

'So Bob says to me, he says, 'steroid are the only way I can compete at the pro level'. I didn't have the nerve to tell him it has no effect in poker.'

Tooth Fairy stealing dentures

"Ready for your birthday present dear?" "Leave the diaper on! Leave the diaper on!"

"Enjoy your retirement. I'm sure you will survive all of us. Hahaha, just kidding!"

"My wife took up walkin' a mile a day five years ago. Haven't seen her since!" "Lucky son of a..."

Ask Sadie. Dear Sadie, Most people mellow with age. So what's your problem? -Baldwood. *(Actual reader letter) Ask Sadie at rudy@rudypark.com. I'll handle this one. She has mellowed. You

Todays feisty seniors

Flying Seagulls

'In your wildest dreams!'

"Are you finally going to admit that you've run out of things to do now that you're retired?"

'I don't mind having to come outside to smoke...it's a bit of fresh air.'

''No, sir, adult living doesn't mean X-rated."

'No we do not pay in advance.'

Man smokes a cloud of text.