Puffing Pensioner Gifts

Looking for a thoughtful gift that captures the humor and experience of a puffing pensioner? Our collection blends wit with affection, offering keepsakes that celebrate a lifetime of stories and laughter. Whether it’s a mug, T-shirt, pillow, or print, these gifts are perfect for honoring a beloved senior’s playful spirit and treasured wisdom.

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A good smoke matters more than making it another year.

A good smoke matters more than making it another year. mockup

A good smoke matters more than making it another year.

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Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover mockup

Cat croissant, cat baguette, cat muffin, cat turnover

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Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds. mockup

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

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"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub." mockup

"All the butter was gone. There was no way out. The puff pastry had to be made with margarine... from a tub."

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"Sounds like cracked ribs. Try loosening your belt."

"Sounds like cracked ribs. Try loosening your belt." mockup

"Sounds like cracked ribs. Try loosening your belt."

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'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.' mockup

'No need to yell son, I may be deaf, but I can still read.'

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'It's another squirrel - from the park. I warned you not to start feeding them.'

'It's another squirrel - from the park. I warned you not to start feeding them.' mockup

'It's another squirrel - from the park. I warned you not to start feeding them.'

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Clown walking his balloon dog.

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To make taking their daily array of medicines more fun, many seniors are using the new Pill-A-Pult.

To make taking their daily array of medicines more fun, many seniors are using the new Pill-A-Pult. mockup

To make taking their daily array of medicines more fun, many seniors are using the new Pill-A-Pult.

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'It's my own fault, I encouraged him to give up cigarettes in favour of a pipe. It was while we were on holiday in the Swiss Alps!'

'It's my own fault, I encouraged him to give up cigarettes in favour of a pipe. It was while we were on holiday in the Swiss Alps!' mockup

'It's my own fault, I encouraged him to give up cigarettes in favour of a pipe. It was while we were on holiday in the Swiss Alps!'

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'I'm all in.'

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Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way! mockup

Old Golfers never die...only those who get in their buggies way!

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'... Geez! This guy's got the poker face from hell.'

'... Geez! This guy's got the poker face from hell.' mockup

'... Geez! This guy's got the poker face from hell.'

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"Look, Honey! No teeth!"

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A moment with retired entomologist, Norman 'the torch' Walthrop.

A moment with retired entomologist, Norman 'the torch' Walthrop. mockup

A moment with retired entomologist, Norman 'the torch' Walthrop.

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"Show-off!"

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Goodbye Party Today - Prof Whiley is Retiring to Spend More Time with his Inner Child.

Goodbye Party Today - Prof Whiley is Retiring to Spend More Time with his Inner Child. mockup

Goodbye Party Today - Prof Whiley is Retiring to Spend More Time with his Inner Child.

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"Since Ronnie retired, I like to keep him busy with plenty of activities."

"Since Ronnie retired, I like to keep him busy with plenty of activities." mockup

"Since Ronnie retired, I like to keep him busy with plenty of activities."

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A Bluffalo

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'Second childhood menu, please!'

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'So Bob says to me, he says, 'steroid are the only way I can compete at the pro level'. I didn't have the nerve to tell him it has no effect in poker.'

'So Bob says to me, he says, 'steroid are the only way I can compete at the pro level'. I didn't have the nerve to tell him it has no effect in poker.' mockup

'So Bob says to me, he says, 'steroid are the only way I can compete at the pro level'. I didn't have the nerve to tell him it has no effect in poker.'

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