Publicity Pillows

Man milks a book.

"Nigel's boss told him to get in the conference photos at all costs"

"Nothing showy, but we would like to be publicized."

Three cheers for advertising.

Media Whore Raceway.

'Guess who's got his picture in the paper.'

'Your honor, we are appealing on grounds the post-trial book deals didn't match the pre-trial publicity.'

"I'm quitting your defense team. The pretrial publicity isn't up to my expectations."

"Emotional breakdown. Call Oprah!"

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

'How fast can you hype?'

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

Apart from your mother, who else thinks you're doing a good job as Chairman of the company?

Clyde thought “Atomic Sparklers” was just an ad gimmick

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

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"National security adviser"

"Think of it as buying in – not selling out."

Lethal Presentation

Create some buzz!

'If only every year was an election year.'

If nobody had invented graphics

"...And do you Sean Spicer take Kelly Anne Conway..." "The marriage of alternative facts"

'Fred, I want you to sanitize this, punch it up, dumb it down, leak it to the media and then be fully prepared to deny it!'

Creative department

'Gentlemen, we need a slogan!'

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

"Technically he's a zombie but we'll market him as a hybrid."

The Alpha Seltzer