Publication Worker Gifts

'George is from the 'old school' of printing...!'

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

"Your hunch was right, Officer Garcia. We'll need a good editor to clean up this manuscript and bring his unfinished novel to a satisfying conclusion."

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

'Stop saying 'how high?' until I say 'jump'.'

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

'I'd give you a raise, but I had to throw tantrums to make my parents give me anything as a kid.'

"It's about the murder of an editor who refuses to publish a writer's work..."

'Once, long ago, I thought I was wrong...but it turned out I was mistaken.'

'Call me in the morning. In the afternoon, I'm out in the field.'

"I'm giving you a 300% salary increase, and four months paid leave."

Off Duty.

Now may not be a good time,he just found out he's not going to live forever.

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

"The bad news is we've fired 80% of your office. The good news is we're fixing the coffee machine."

"Mail's here."

"I dreamt we got a 'sorry you were out' card."

A postwoman delivers mail together with her baby who is riding in the letter carrier.

Trump Destroying U.S. the Postal Service

A dog postal worker delivers through a letterbox in a doggy door.

We're willing to flee temptation, if we can leave a forwarding address.

Around here it got a little tricky...

'Kudos to Bill for the cotton candy machine idea!'

The Milky Way (Detail)

'Jones, I don't like you because it's so hard to find something to blame you for!'

'The kids are grown and gone now, but they always keep in touch.'

"It's touching, actually, to see white dudes fumble around for a few last moments in the spotlight."

"Your press kit said you were lots of fun."