Publication Pile-upper Gifts

"We really have to catch up on our New Yorkers."

"I feel your pain."

Research and Development: Now, Never.

'IN--IGNORE--OUT'

'Sir, I've got a computer to avoid a giant mess but unfortunately I can't find the computer in this giant mess!'

Children's Book Publisher. It should be good for lots or repeat sales

Early 3D technology applied to a book - creating a pop-up book

IRS agent to lady: 'Your refund was delayed because of shredded paperwork ... but we're putting it all together with red tape.'

'We won't publish your book 'The Life of a mayfly: An Autobiography' because it's only a page long!'

Security Dept. Keep. Out.

Pop Up Pointillism.

A man jumps on a pile of papers in the Data Comprestion Unit.

'This is the time when the University started to rank our research by the number of publications, not the quality of the publications...'

The best part of leaf piles... are the sticks.

"Jim will have to call you back. He's trying to find his real mail that's buried in all the junk mail."

'George is from the 'old school' of printing...!'

"Take over your planet?? - No... we're here to clean it up!!!"

"Next time, don't rake with the dogs."

Prehistoric Pop-Up Books Club

Lunch.

October: Brush all leaves into a neat pile to rot. They will make valuable plant food.

"Wait, I have to get my papers AND I have to do paperwork?!"

Crumpled pieces of paper form the shape of a Christmas tree.

'Welcome to the interview for our Post-Doc position, I hope you've brought your publication list...'

'I guess it's time to do some filing.'

'...and we've converted this room into a home office.'

Autumn arrived in the middle of Dan's backswing

Ideas that failed: In an attempt to make mining regulation easier to understand, lawyers wrote pop-up manuals.

'Hold on, I'll see if I can find a piece of paper.'

The Three Stooges Pop-Up Book

Murder Mystery Pop-Up Book

"You may not want to read this book but you'll certainly want others to think you've read it."

State of ye art pop-up technology

To keep their students attention science teachers have resorted to pop-up text books,

"Look, I think it's a cute idea, but the salespeople say there's not market for a big color pop-up book of toxic waste."